Serious Woman Wood Worker Here

[Kristin Maxson]

Hey guys, I like your jokes. It reminds me of my shop class in High School.

Wood working for me is serious. I was browsing and thought I would bring back the seriousness back to this invite forum. OK sure send in the jokes, this is OK too.

I live in Virginia USA and would like to chat with serious women in Australia about wood working and Restoration.

About myself: I am a retired Material Science Engineer (B.S.) and during my earlier years I restored sculptures at the Hirshhorn Museum within the Smithsonian. I have a Bachelors of Science with Material Science and Industrial Arts. My specialty is wood furniture and I can do jobs right outside your front or back porch (Virginia, USA). Garages do well for the winter. Send me your location and a description of your item and I will give you a free quote. I do finishing, color matching, hand stripping, fabrication, replacement of parts, touch-up details, and stain removal. Feel free to check on my new jobs that I will feature here.

Try me, I might service your area too.

Heartwood Antiques Listed On-line & TLC Services

HALO-TCL Heartwood Antiques Listed On-Line home

Please no spam,

Cheers,
Kristin

P.S. Have you ever added to a forum in ICELAND? Hey they have their own Island Jokes. I had the chance to see and antique desk made out of driftwood there. Not much wood in ICELAND. A man picked up driftwood which floated from Russia and made a classic bookcase desk. Now that is dedication. If you are a female wood worker, this is the dedication you will need.

Send me your link page and feel free to see my postings. I do wood museum restoration. I use no abrasives.

[SAISAY]

Hey guys, I like your jokes. It reminds me of my shop class in High School.

Wood working for me is serious. I was browsing and thought I would bring back the seriousness back to this invite forum. OK sure send in the jokes, this is OK too.


Why do we need to be serious?
Ease up, you might like it.
This is Australia, the home of the easy going people not school children.
We are serious about what we do but not boringly serious.
Cheers
Wolffie

[Dengue]

Yep, Orstralia, where too much woodworking is not enough :)

Tried serious once, didn't like it

[Master Splinter]

Google gives 4,500 matches to the phrase "restored sculptures at the Hirshhorn Museum within the Smithsonian".

Nice personalised introduction - nuthin' like a good spam run!

[Christopha]

Apparently the yanks have classes in shop, does that mean that they have to taught how to shop? Perhaps they need instruction in shopping?

[Master Splinter]

Well, she hasn't been back since that first post...so she doesn't want spam but she's happy to create spam...

[SAISAY]

She doesn't like our jokes :no:
We are too frivolous :U
Cheers
Wolffie

[tea lady]

:D One way to keep spam away then. Keep making fun of it.:cool:

Do not dismiss us as non-serious wood workers just cos we joke around a bit.

[Christopha]

Camp Pie is better than Spam anyway.....

[Master Splinter]

She still hasn't been back here since her first post; she's seriously committed to nothing but spamming her name over teh intarwebz....

[TP1]

Google gives 4,500 matches to the phrase "restored sculptures at the Hirshhorn Museum within the Smithsonian".

Nice personalised introduction - nuthin' like a good spam run!

No need to do a general google search when specific information is available. This is her website.

HALO-TCL Heartwood Antiques Listed On-Line home

[SAISAY]

OOOOOOHHHHHH
Definitely a serious woodworker, no time for frivolity :no:
Cheers
Wolffie

[SAISAY]

Try me, I might service your area too.
Yeah right.
From Virginia to FNQ.
Cheers
Wolffie

[Master Splinter]

No need to do a general google search when specific information is available.

Not a search to find her website - but a search to find how many times she has posted that exact phrase on other websites to promote herself and her business. I think copy-pasting the exact same information to 4,500 websites qualifies as nuthin' but spam (or she is really, really, really social, and she'll get round to her next comment here in a year's time, assuming she re-visits 12 of those sites a day!).

I do like how she asks for 'no spam, please'. It's ok when she does it, though...

[tea lady]

Not a search to find her website - but a search to find how many times she has posted that exact phrase on other websites to promote herself and her business. I think copy-pasting the exact same information to 4,500 websites qualifies as nuthin' but spam (or she is really, really, really social, and she'll get round to her next comment here in a year's time, assuming she re-visits 12 of those sites a day!).

I do like how she asks for 'no spam, please'. It's ok when she does it, though...She'd be stuffed if she got 4,500 email enquiries wouldn't she.:D

[BobL]

She'd be stuffed if she got 4,500 email enquiries wouldn't she.:D

Lets do it! :D

[Master Splinter]

...especially if we ask if she services Australia!!!!!

But she's been busy - google total for hirshawn museum etc etc up to 4,750 now!!! 250 new posts in a month....that's dedication (to something!)

Humm - eight posts a day - so it'll be over a year before she gets back here!!!!