AlexS
7th Feb 2000, 05:26 PM
A gang of Irish safecrackers broke into the strongroom of a Dublin bank. Inside the strongroom were rows of strongboxes. The first safecracker opened up one of the strongboxes, but all it contained was a small dish of vanilla pudding. "Oh well, he said, at least I'll have something to eat while I'm looking for the valuables".
As they opened the rest of the strongboxes, all they found were more little dishes. After theyed opened all the strongboxes, they found no valuables, but, as their leader said, "At least we've had a nice dessert, to be sure, to be sure".
The next morning, the headlines in the Dublin Post read .....
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED!
As they opened the rest of the strongboxes, all they found were more little dishes. After theyed opened all the strongboxes, they found no valuables, but, as their leader said, "At least we've had a nice dessert, to be sure, to be sure".
The next morning, the headlines in the Dublin Post read .....
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED!
