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Best Ever Blonde Joke....

oges
29th Aug 2001, 08:00 AM
DON'T OPEN THE ATTACHMENT TILL YOU READ THE JOKE (and make sure your sound
is turned up...)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her a last question:

"How many D's are there in "INDIANA JONES""? The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One". The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining
candidates.

The redhead is the next one, and the process goes about the same, and at the end: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES". She immediately says "One". The interviewer says "ok, we'll let you know".

Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES". She gets a vey serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 .... hmmm - wait... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please? After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two" The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"

(Now play the attached .wav file)
get wav file here (http://www.free2air.com.au/~bjmiller/ij.wav)

Craig Euler
29th Aug 2001, 11:21 PM
At first I was slightly http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif then I was http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif then I was http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif then I was http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

oges
30th Aug 2001, 07:41 AM
disclaimer: The poster of this above joke is not responsible for the reader of said joke turning green and having incedences of frequent tongue poking, reader is responsible for any side effects of reading this joke http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Iain
30th Aug 2001, 07:44 AM
http://www.ubeaut.com.au/cheers.gif

oges
30th Aug 2001, 07:46 AM
Cheers Iain, probably a bit early for one of those just yet .. maybe later .. coffee will have to do for now http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif

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