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fenderbelly
1st June 2008, 06:30 PM
i thought you may enjoy this.

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness...just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.
Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
And I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry...I'll run...if I'm able!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click,
I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
And say with a groan, 'She's so sweet when she's sleeping!'

God Bless All Moms and Grandmas everywhere!http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/cid:1FE50C63-1592-43A6-8FC7-04F2D69BBCBB

RufflyRustic
1st June 2008, 09:01 PM
What a good idea:D:2tsup:

kekemo
6th June 2008, 11:32 PM
Just checking...how many messages in the last month have been in here...just an idea....do you think we should drop the WOMEN ....post with the big boys or call is...just WOOD WHISPERING...
Well...just a suggestion....no harm in asking....

Claw Hama
6th June 2008, 11:38 PM
You girls aren't complaining are you? I for one would like to hear more of your woody exployts and projects.

Claw Hama
6th June 2008, 11:42 PM
God don't know what happened then must have hit a wrong button somewhere. (New laptop, so I can be online in the workshop)

watson
6th June 2008, 11:46 PM
Down here, technically, its called a FFFfffff inger stutter!

Claw Hama
6th June 2008, 11:50 PM
Ok that explains it...... Oh and Fenderbelly I did like your parent thingy, but wouldn't you just love some payback with the little dears at some point. If I live ling enough.

bowerbird
7th June 2008, 05:48 PM
why not keep this going for women? the big boys already have their pages where they can discuss secret mens business etc. i think w w w is a great title and should stay gender specific... just for the girls. i've just viewed w w w for the first time and am surprised that it hasn't be utilized more. i'm still finding my way around this site but i'll post here as and when i can. now that i have a better lathe (vicmarc VL 100) i'll be turning myself inside out! :wink:
keep up the good work girls!
Cheers,
BB


Just checking...how many messages in the last month have been in here...just an idea....do you think we should drop the WOMEN ....post with the big boys or call is...just WOOD WHISPERING...
Well...just a suggestion....no harm in asking....