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6th February 2009, 02:05 PM #1
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Whats the scariest thing the missus has asked?
Last night the wife asked me if we had a chisel. This obviously piqued my intrest and I asked her why? So she could scrape some plaster off the fridge (reno's). After raised eyebrows etc, I showed her a 1/4 inch chisel. She said it looks like a screw driver. I hid the keys to the shed.
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6th February 2009, 02:07 PM #2
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Her: Perhaps we should think about another baby.
Me: We can't control/handle/organise the three we already have!!
Hasn't really spoken that much to me in the last week, wonder why?"Rotten to the Core"
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6th February 2009, 02:45 PM #3
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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"Will you marry me?"
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I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
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6th February 2009, 02:48 PM #4
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Me (watching the footy): "Yes, what ever you think is fair my love".
The question had been: "you really dont give a rats ???? do you?"Cheers,
Howdya
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6th February 2009, 02:58 PM #5
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I was looking for some chisels, do we have any? Yeees, why? I need to clean the concrete from the recycled paver's.
1. Made sure my chisels were safe and hidden.
2. Showed her where the cold chisels and mallet were.
3. Bought a $10 set of chisels from Aldi, that will stay out on display.
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6th February 2009, 03:23 PM #6
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It's never what she asks, it's what she demands.
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6th February 2009, 03:26 PM #7
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Where do you keep your hammer?
Cheers,
Shannon.
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6th February 2009, 03:37 PM #8
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"I've been thinking "
Ashore
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6th February 2009, 03:39 PM #9
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Does my bum look big in this?
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6th February 2009, 03:50 PM #10
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Do you want to see the new clothes I bought?
Do you like them?
Cheers
Michael
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6th February 2009, 03:56 PM #11
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6th February 2009, 03:59 PM #12
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Where's the cat?
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Jeremy
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6th February 2009, 04:03 PM #13
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Have you seen my ABBA CD?
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6th February 2009, 04:12 PM #14
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6th February 2009, 04:19 PM #15
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What do you think of my best friend?
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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