Thread: Too Many Xmas Greetings - already !

Very eloquent Cliff yuppie scumbag

Merry Christmas

Originally Posted by Gumby

Yeah, back on topic please.

We have work to do here people, and only a few days left. members of this thread need to recruit new members so that this thread becomes the one true Xmas Greeting thread, and we send those other imitations back where they belong.

So get to it !

im glad madam has gone to bed as i can imagine what she is going to stay about ur new sig mr gumby .... oh dear grey hairs here we come hehehe
cheers jules

Well, it's nearly here so it's time to say thanks to all my online family for the past 12 months of enjoyment. There aren't many forums around like this one and maybe that's why we get a bit protective of it when somebody rocks the boat too much.

We've had some fun, a few people off and stood up to fight when needed. We've shared lots of laughs and been tolerated by those who rule around here.

Especially thanks to Neil for giving us the opportunity to waste half our lives in here and thanks to for putting up with all my crap.

I've learnt heaps, shared what I know and made quite a few cyber friends over the past year. It's also been good to catch up with a few of you in person at various times.

Enjoy the time with your repective friends and families, afterall, we're not here for that long and life is too short.

So have a Merry Xmas everybody, take it easy, stay safe and enjoy the festivities on Sunday. I hope Santa is good to you.

yours in plasticene,
Gumb.

Very elequently put Gumby.

Have a good 'un yourself.

As Gumby said, thanks to Neil and a big thank you to (for putting up with all Gumby's crap!)

Wishing all a happy & safe and happy Christmas from the Landseka household.

Thanks for all your help & tips throughout the year and I hope for many more next year.

Regards

Neil & Lynne.

Well been flat out like a lizard drinkin lately so havent been able to catch up with you mob... and here it is Chissy 2005 already!! :eek:

So the shoppins all done the pressys all wrapped (gawd the misssus is a bloody legend!! ) the barbie primed to perfeckshun the eskys chockers so were all ready!!

Only thing left to do is to say...

Happy Chissy to one an all heres hopin all your wants and desires happen for you over the coming 24 hours!! And that the hangover aint as bad as last years but we all know that aint likely so... ENJOY!!!

To and the mob at Ubloodybeaut.com.au heres hopin 2006 will prove to be better and more successful than ever!!

To the dealers Carbatex PMTS Timbacon Northwoods and all those Ive forgotten may 2006 prove to be the best year yet for your business!! May you get so busy so rich and reward all your customers with free pressies of good tools!! :eek: well why not add that in? one never knows!! Generosity starts with givin the customer whos always right the best for free dont it???? Jokin mates!!

To Christopha you old phart may you drink much phiss fall over legless and wake up wonderin what the blazes happened!!

To Termite Wongo Richard Woodhead John Saxton Richard Daddles Harry and everyone I cant fit on this page without overtaxin me mushy stuff thanks for the help assistance advice and encouragement through the past year

So the only thing left to say is...

HAVE A BLOODY RIPPER OF A TIME!!! See you in a few days

I think this is a record. Hasn't Gumby hijacked his own thread with the first post?!

Personally I'm with Doug - I think Christmas was a lot more fun before the Roman's decided to apply the biblical slant to the midwinter festivities. I'm into a big feed, then snuggling up under the furs to celebrate fertility

For me, I'm going to take the opportunity of the slump in business to take two weeks off and spend some time with the family (hopefully finish my sister's 40th birthday present (3 months late - hey, she'll be forty for a YEAR, I've got plenty of time...))

I've had a great time here, so thanks everyone for making it so lively. Best wishes, to you all, Chris

Reminds me of some of the ancient music I listen to, lots of references to shepherds dancing and doing whatever with nymphs, there always seemed to be an abundance of nymphs or was it a case of the goats became considerably prettier after a few weeks alone in the hills???
That was my contribution to fertility anyway

Originally Posted by Iain

Reminds me of some of the ancient music I listen to, lots of references to shepherds dancing and doing whatever with nymphs, there always seemed to be an abundance of nymphs or was it a case of the goats became considerably prettier after a few weeks alone in the hills???
That was my contribution to fertility anyway

To quote an old joke
".....but just one goat, and what do they call me?"

Best wishes for your chosen celebration, and thanks to all for the fun and seriousness, with special thanks to our hosts on this forum and the long-suffering moderators.

Bingle jells...bingle jells...

I'm offended by all these "merry christmas"s. What if you're not religious? Can't we just say "seasons greetings" or something equally neutral.

While this was indeed posted in jest....(sort of), I thought I'd use this thread to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and at the very small risk of starting a political debate given that it's Christmas Eve and everyone's at Church, quote what I think is the cleverest thing John Howard's said all year.

Of all the influences that have shaped Australian Life, none has been more profound, none has been more beneficial, and in my view, none has been more enduring than the Judaeo-Christian ethic.

The values that we learnt from the story of the gospels of the birth of Christ are values that continue to condition us.

We are a nation that respects its secular tradition.

Religion and belief is not compulsory in this country, nor should it be.

In that context, I do believe in a secular state, but I equally believe that we should never be apologetic about our Christian tradition; we should never imagine that tolerance towards minorities is achieved by denying our own heritage.

Amen.

and again Merry Christmas to all!!

cheers,
P

Let me be the first to say... bah, humbug.... :mad:

As our li'l one says: "Happy Birthday, Santa!"

May yer asbestos undies not have a blowout as you approach Mach 1.