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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzie View Post
    How do you know when you're getting old? When the barber offers to trim your eyebrows?
    Mate that nothin'. Wait till the young sheila with the snips starts trimming the tops and backs of your ears!!! My better half has conniptions when I tell her I'm just going to dye them like Billy Connolly does his goatee.

    I've got one word to say to you Sturdee....stop being an old woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodwould View Post
    Not a typo. Fleams.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Spencer View Post
    Thanks for thr thought WW afetr reading Wikepedia think I will pass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodwould View Post
    Spoilsport!
    That slide show about Victoria had a good effect!!
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Spencer View Post
    I bit the bullet and went of to the doctors, he is having my hormones checked and also I have had an emzine check as I have been getting chest pains and having high blood pressure it seems that I am in some sort of risk group.

    What I don't want to do however is have another stint in coronary care, last time they had moved me from the critical care ward into a shared ward, I struck up a conversation with the fellow in the next bed. Had tea together and watched some TV and had a talk, halfway through the night I heard a horrible gasp rang for the nurse and found that the poor bugger had died, sort of put me off staying there. Don't want that experience again.

    Got the test results emzine test was Ok so chest pains are super stress, Hormones are just above the lower limit. The lower limit is 6 and I am 6.1 so have to discuss next visit, never know I may grow hair back.
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.


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    What about the man boobs; will hormone treatment take care of them too. If so, I'll order a drum of them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodwould View Post
    What about the man boobs; will hormone treatment take care of them too. If so, I'll order a drum of them!
    Might sell you my man bras
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Spencer View Post
    Might sell you my man bras
    You mean a manseirre.
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    Back on the original topic - according to a female, 3 certificate plus a couple of masters degrees, senior nursing sister - the answer is 'Yes'. And I'd put her medical knowledge ahead of most GP's and quite a few 'specialists'.

    Different symptoms & effects for different people, the reproductive system does not shut down completely in most cases, osteo maybe, depression/mania etc etc. Extreme cases - about 1 in a few billion becomes female (strangely, we know one of the victims of this effect, who has a blog outlining the involuntary process).

    Now just think how lucky you are to still have most of your marbles & still have an interest in doing things.

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    Man I have all this to look forward to I was really unaware of the male menopause thing.

    I don't know if anyone has tried this, it may be worth a shot but Tribulus Terrestris (ground up caltrop burrs) is one of the closest natural herbs to steroids and increases testosterone levels. You can get it in health food shops and the Mushasi brand has about the highest per capsual dosage. I use to take a couple of caps a day when I was fly in fly out and worked out at the gym everyday and I would never get muscular soreness, I also used them when I was laying pavers and limestone blocks every day to stop the soreness. Also makes your hair grow like crazy and gives you good wood, these are all signs of increased testosterone.

    I still keep some handy and pop them for a week or so if I am feeling lethargic, been ill or have been doing alot of manual labour - they work.

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    You might want to read this first before splashing out on Tribulus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodwould View Post
    this .

    How do you do that? Give a link a different name.
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    Go back to the vet and let him feel your nose (to see if its wet) and take your temperature (where they usually take animals temperature),the result might surprise you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Spencer View Post
    How do you do that? Give a link a different name.
    Easy! Left click on which ever URL you want to link to (the URL is visible in the box at the very top of your browser) and a drop-down menu appears. Click on 'Copy'.

    Type what ever you want in one of these reply windows, such as Look at this!, then double left click on 'this' to highlight it. On the toolbar at the top of the forum reply window, there's a little icon depicting the globe with a chain link at the bottom of it; left click on this button whereupon a text box opens. Right click on the highlighted text and another drop-down menu appears; click on 'Paste' (to paste in the URL you previously copied) and then click on 'OK". Job done; you've created a hyperlink to the page you want others to see.

    You can also link to other hyperlinks (as I did with the link in Wikipedia) by right clicking on the link and clicking on Copy Link Location in the drop-down menu (at least that's the wording with Firefox browser - Internet Explorer and other browsers may have a slightly differently worded link copying option). When you've done that, just paste the copied link as per pasting URLs.

    Others will no doubt employ variations for copying and pasting links, but this is how I do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodwould View Post
    Easy! Left click on which ever URL you want to link to (the URL is visible in the box at the very top of your browser) and a drop-down menu appears. Click on 'Copy'.

    Type what ever you want in one of these reply windows, such as Look at this!, then double left click on 'this' to highlight it. On the toolbar at the top of the forum reply window, there's a little icon depicting the globe with a chain link at the bottom of it; left click on this button whereupon a text box opens. Right click on the highlighted text and another drop-down menu appears; click on 'Paste' (to paste in the URL you previously copied) and then click on 'OK". Job done; you've created a hyperlink to the page you want others to see.

    You can also link to other hyperlinks (as I did with the link in Wikipedia) by right clicking on the link and clicking on Copy Link Location in the drop-down menu (at least that's the wording with Firefox browser - Internet Explorer and other browsers may have a slightly differently worded link copying option). When you've done that, just paste the copied link as per pasting URLs.

    Others will no doubt employ variations for copying and pasting links, but this is how I do it.

    Look at This, figured it out
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