Thread: The great poo test?

Originally Posted by BobL

surely what I do in the privy has to have something wrong with it!

WHAT???? Sudoku puzzles.

Yep, did mine last year. Fortunately a negative result as well. For me it was an "in-between" test. I lost my mother to bowel cancer in 96, so because of the family history I have been having regular 'slightly more invasive' tests over the years. Not pleasant but much better than the alternative.

Regards

Larry

PS Bob - does your wife believe that occult implies strange rituals?

Had mine done and it came back negative. Then a few month later they wrote and told me that some tests were defective so I did it again and still negative. Just as well as one type of cancer is enough for me.


Peter.

Yep.

I've always called it my "Paint by Numbers" kit, although the newer method isn't quite the same.

Cheers,
Joe

Funny stuff Joe...

Yeah, just got my results back in the last week or so, negative as far as they can tell. Should do a more complete check up, for that and the usual male problems...

Originally Posted by joe greiner

Yep.

I've always called it my "Paint by Numbers" kit, although the newer method isn't quite the same.

Cheers,
Joe

According to my parents i was quite the virtuoso in my younger days.....

Originally Posted by Rattrap

According to my parents i was quite the virtuoso in my younger days.....

OK I'll do it.

PicASSo then were we??

Originally Posted by rotten_66

OK I'll do it.

PicASSo then were we??

Why yes i was. I even had paintings hanging in the loove

Finger Painting???

Fingers & toes. I was very dexterous in my early days.

The whole idea of crapping on a piece of plastic and posting it turned me off big time, so I threw it all in the bin.

Better than a colon cam stuck up your rump!

And they don't even send you the pics.

Originally Posted by rsser

Better than a colon cam stuck up your rump!

The colon cam is not a problem, since you are unconscious when it is done. The stuff you have to drink to clean out your gut in preparation is nasty, but much better than the alternative - my mother had colon cancer. However, the disease, which is entirely preventable, so long as you get the polyps cut out before they turn cancerous, can well be lethal, if it is allowed to progress.

Cutting out the polyps, if any are found is done at the same time as the colonoscopy, and there is no post-operative pain - I have had five benign polyps removed so far, and go back every couple of years for a check up.

Rocker