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    I am honing my diplomacy skills, which some would say is an impossibility as they need to be there in the first place in order to be honed.

    Actually a lady just a short distance away from where we live as soon as she heard that I had an interest in saws rushed me into her lounge room and proudly displayed a largish one-man crosscut saw hanging on the wall.

    It was painted with some grotesque scene. I don't remember what it was as I was trying not to look while looking as though I was looking.

    That day I was diplomacy personified as I battled with an acute stomach upheaval.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simplicity View Post
    Your diplomatic Fence sitting
    Oy! I do not need looking after, but thanks.



    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmiller View Post
    Actually a lady just a short distance away from where we live as soon as she heard that I had an interest in saws rushed me into her lounge room and proudly displayed a largish one-man crosscut saw hanging on the wall.
    It was painted with some grotesque scene. I don't remember what it was as I was trying not to look while looking as though I was looking.
    There's a "fly on the wall" scene right there! Beginning with observing your complete lack of enthusiasm at being corralled into the lounge room.



    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmiller View Post
    I also like Alkahestic's irony angle,
    Best steel yourself for other views then.
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