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Forum: WOODIES JOKES

Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,441
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Why Men Are Happier

    Started by Baz, 24th May 2004 09:07 PM
    $8.95, act, clothes, color, credit, expect, extra, friend, hairstyle, happier, jars, men, original, pairs, park, people, public, shoes, slightest, stays, strap, t-shirt, thoughtfulness, three-pack, unable, underwear, water, wear, wedding, wrinkles
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,285
    Baz
    24th May 2004, 09:07 PM Go to last post

  2. Talking Alligator shoes

    Started by Rebus, 21st May 2004 06:38 PM
    9-foot, alligator, amazement, bank, barefoot, blonde, catch, creature, creatures, deep, driving, frustrated, hand, home, huge, laying, nearby, pair, quickly, shoes, shopkeeper, shotgun, spots, standing, swimming, takes, waist, watches, water, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,293
    Rebus
    21st May 2004, 06:38 PM Go to last post

  3. Celebration

    Started by AlexS, 20th May 2004 08:27 AM
    60%, apparently, celebrate, celebration, day, eek, missed, orgasm, pretended, women, world, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,424
    AlexS
    20th May 2004, 08:27 AM Go to last post

  4. Motorcycles

    Started by Baz, 18th May 2004 09:35 PM
    arthur, chatters, close, commented, constantly, davidson, exhaust;, flawed, front-end, god, hang, heaven, inconsistency, intake, invention, inventor, maintenance, motorcycles, much;, peter, professional, protrusion;, read, rear, slip, soft, speeds;, supercomputer, true, wobble
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,386
    Caliban
    19th May 2004, 07:54 PM Go to last post

  5. Don't eat that!!!

    Started by Christopha, 14th May 2004 03:21 PM
    arsenic, buy, cheats, chemists, eat, husband, kill, lady, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, pocket, prescription, pulls, reaches, realize, sell, sex, tells, walks, wife, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,567
    Caliban
    19th May 2004, 07:50 PM Go to last post

  6. Want to buy this ?

    Started by Gumby, 7th May 2004 12:50 PM
    buy, dress, ebay, sale, trust, wedding
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,634
    Cohuna
    18th May 2004, 02:45 AM Go to last post

  7. Euro English (for spellcheckers)

    Started by multinut, 11th May 2004 10:08 PM
    difikultis, dropd, eek, eliminat, english, euro, evriun, ezi, fifz, kan, keyboard, kombinations, kontaining, korektions, lingwistik, mor, multinut, replaced, replasing, reseptiv, saving, spas, spellcheckers, unesesary, vil, vords, wil, zis
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,372
    Driver
    15th May 2004, 07:09 PM Go to last post

  8. Beer drinkers prayer

    Started by Christopha, 14th May 2004 03:17 PM
    art, barmen, beer, bitter, bottles, daily, day, deliver, drinkers, drunk, footy, forever, forgive, hallowed, home, lead, mine, poofy, practice, prayer, pub, schooners, spillage, spillest, sport, talent, tasting, tequila, thy, wine
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,368
    Christopha
    14th May 2004, 03:17 PM Go to last post

  9. Justice.

    Started by Robert WA, 13th May 2004 08:04 PM
    corner, justice, store
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,378
    Sturdee
    13th May 2004, 08:45 PM Go to last post

  10. Prrof women are evil

    Started by [email protected]., 11th May 2004 05:27 PM
    assumed, conclude, evil, forced, girls, money, money2, prrof, require, root, square, time, women
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,384
    outback
    12th May 2004, 08:22 PM Go to last post

  11. the Pope

    Started by Geoff Dean, 11th May 2004 02:31 PM
    approaches, chief, cop, copbigger, dear, dispatcher, drive, driver, god, gonna, hundred, license, light, limo, lose, makes, mayor, moans, motorcycle, notices, pope, pulls, radio, rolls, sirens, takes, talk, tells, travel, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,478
    Geoff Dean
    11th May 2004, 02:31 PM Go to last post

  12. Irish Quiz answers

    Started by Geoff Dean, 11th May 2004 02:29 PM
    allergic, answers, bathroom, bicycle, bridge, cat, deckchair, decorate, doesn, engine, famous, flies, food, home, irish, kettle, larry, mail, method, moon, pigs, police, potato, quiz, royal, securing, toilet, troubled, waters, wings
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,441
    Geoff Dean
    11th May 2004, 02:29 PM Go to last post

  13. Irish painter

    Started by Ivor, 7th May 2004 02:37 PM
    african, americans, approached, art, attending, black, coal-miners, contemporary, couple, curator, depicted, exhibition, experienced, gallery, gay, guy, home, irish, irishman, left, lunch, middle, oppression, painted, painter, painting, penis, pink, replied, society
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,299
    Ivor
    7th May 2004, 02:37 PM Go to last post

  14. Happy Days

    Started by craigb, 5th May 2004 04:35 PM
    $200, amazing, astonished, attention, australian, cameo, cash, corner, days, father, fosters, glen, guy, happy, iris, jill, live, melbourne, night, parents, pay, replies, sex, shake, sits, street, suburb, totally, unbelievable
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,289
    craigb
    5th May 2004, 04:35 PM Go to last post

  15. New Form of Terrorism

    Started by Baz, 3rd May 2004 09:46 PM
    absolute, al-gebra, arrest, ashcroft, belong, bush, code, comment, common, coordinates, country, denominator, determined, fingers, form, god, greek, instruction, isosceles, math, names, philanderer, president, refer, secret, terrorism, toes, triangle, unknowns, weapons
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,502
    Baz
    3rd May 2004, 09:46 PM Go to last post

  16. Out Of Use

    Started by Baz, 30th April 2004 08:14 PM
    anymore, arrived, birthday, bought, brought, called, cold, color, discarded, hear, home, house, husband, jeans, leave, lovely, pair, pants, perfectly, shocked, shopping, storm, style, suit, sweater, torn, trip, wife, woman, wore
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,293
    Baz
    30th April 2004, 08:14 PM Go to last post

  17. Getting Old II

    Started by Baz, 30th April 2004 08:12 PM
    barely, buy, car, demonstrated, driving, elderly, gentleman, guy, hands, hat, intersection, killed, ladies, lady, light, lights, madam, mildred, onions, passenger, penny, piece, ran, red, remarked, replies, row, sitting, wind, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,297
    Baz
    30th April 2004, 08:12 PM Go to last post

  18. Quiz

    Started by bennylaird, 29th April 2004 09:39 AM
    attached, bird, birds, closely, female, habits, quiz, skills, spot, study, watch, watching, whatsoever
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,358
    Wongo
    29th April 2004, 10:49 AM Go to last post

  19. Getting Old

    Started by Baz, 28th April 2004 09:28 PM
    aches, age, baby, bench, elderly, entry, feel, greeters, hair, new-born, pains, pants, sitting, slim, teeth, wal-mart, wet, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,511
    Baz
    28th April 2004, 09:28 PM Go to last post

  20. Racism?

    Started by Baz, 28th April 2004 09:26 PM
    alike, announces, bomb, bombed, captain, chinese, co-pilot, exclaims, goldberg, greenberg, hahbah, harbour, iceberg, japanese, jewish, jews, mattah, matter, minutes, peahl, pearl, people, protests, racism, rike, rosenberg, silence, sink, suddenly, titanic
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,384
    Baz
    28th April 2004, 09:26 PM Go to last post

  21. For the golfers

    Started by silentC, 20th April 2004 11:46 PM
    golfers
    • Replies: 7
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    AlexS
    22nd April 2004, 07:51 PM Go to last post

  22. For the man who has NEARLY everything

    Started by Kev Y., 20th April 2004 09:18 AM
    answer, buying, gift, ladies, life, man, special, trouble
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,666
    RETIRED
    21st April 2004, 08:33 PM Go to last post

  23. Ho ho ho

    Started by Kev Y., 21st April 2004 02:59 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,335
    Kev Y.
    21st April 2004, 02:59 PM Go to last post

  24. Google

    Started by tyrone, 21st April 2004 12:44 AM
    appears, button, carefully, destruction, error, feeling, fixes, google, hit, humor, lucky, mass, message, normal, page, read, return, search, sense, site, type, weapons, www.google.com
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,024
    Kev Y.
    21st April 2004, 02:49 PM Go to last post

  25. Buy a vowel anyone?

    Started by Christopha, 18th April 2004 08:02 PM
    buy, http:, vowel
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,397
    ozwinner
    18th April 2004, 08:28 PM Go to last post

  26. How well does cold water clean?

    Started by Christopha, 18th April 2004 07:54 PM
    90-year-old, afternoon, anymore, attention, clean, cold, coldwater, complained, dishes, diverting, dog, football, game, grandfather, growl, hamburger, move, noticed, paper, pass, plate, plates, rural, shouted, started, substance, told, victoria, visit, water
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,944
    Christopha
    18th April 2004, 07:54 PM Go to last post

  27. Controlling your child

    Started by Robert WA, 18th April 2004 03:41 PM
    child, controlling, drive
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,649
    Robert WA
    18th April 2004, 03:41 PM Go to last post

  28. You're Getting Older When

    Started by Barry_White, 18th April 2004 02:14 PM
    addressed, alarm, applying, bifocals, burn, clock, coat, day, dialing, distance, fortune, haired, house, intolerant, midnight, oil, older, painting, people, red, rest, stand, startled, street, temptation, time, timer, town, wears, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,871
    Barry_White
    18th April 2004, 03:34 PM Go to last post

  29. Getting old has its good side.

    Started by Robert WA, 18th April 2004 03:10 PM
    airport, answer, bedtime, bits, cats, chase, dogs, fat, god, good, grandma, grandmother, grandparents, grown, kiss, lived, lives, married, mind, prayers, questions, read, skip, smart, spend, stay, story, television, time, ups
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,342
    echnidna
    18th April 2004, 03:22 PM Go to last post

  30. Humming Sound

    Started by Barry_White, 18th April 2004 01:49 PM
    bed, bedroom, buzzing, closest, coming, couple, daughter, daughters, days, entering, exclaimed, found, game, hall, heard, home, humming, husband, living, mother, naked, parents, replied, son-in-law, sound, television, time, vibrator, walking, watching
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,675
    Barry_White
    18th April 2004, 01:49 PM Go to last post

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