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Forum: WOODIES JOKES

Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,525
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Life lessons

    Started by Driver, 4th November 2003 12:58 PM
    bathroom, causing, clean, cleaned, day, demonstrate, difficult, dipped, educators, effort, explained, girls, lessons, life, lip, lipstick, long-handled, maintenance, major, met, mirror, mirrors, night, prints, private, report, required, squeegee, teachers, toilet
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,234
    Driver
    4th November 2003, 12:58 PM Go to last post

  2. The Picture on the Night Stand

    Started by Baz, 3rd November 2003 08:53 PM
    bed, bewildered, boyfriend, brother, calmly, dad, demanded, ear, enquired, framed, girl, guy, hoping, husband, love, naturally, nervously, nibbling, night, noticed, picture, reassured, replied, rolls, silly, snuggling, stand, surgery, worry
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,241
    Baz
    3rd November 2003, 08:53 PM Go to last post

  3. The Real Definition of Tools

    Started by stephenmeddings, 8th October 2003 04:31 PM
    1/2, bar, battery, bolt, bolts, brake, definition, drill, front, ground, hammer, handle, handy, heads, holes, hydraulic, inch, jack, light, metal, motorcycle, motorcycles, oil, phillips, real, round, screwdriver, tool, tools, wheel
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 3,347
    woodscraper
    30th October 2003, 02:38 AM Go to last post

  4. Use this with care...

    Started by AlexS, 29th October 2003 09:59 PM
    bed, blokes, breakfast, broke, care, clothed, collapsed, death, forward, happily, harlot, home, laid, loves, married, mum, nasty, pulling, pyjamas, shes, son, staggerd, starting, strides, sweet, table, tonight, trick, wanton, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,276
    AlexS
    29th October 2003, 09:59 PM Go to last post

  5. wood cutter

    Started by glenn k, 22nd October 2003 01:06 AM
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    bark, cutter, cutters, daughters, miles, ring, wood
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 3,932
    soundman
    26th October 2003, 11:50 PM Go to last post

  6. Question Whats in a name

    Started by waco, 18th October 2003 11:03 AM
    airline, prefer
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,468
    glenn k
    22nd October 2003, 01:04 AM Go to last post

  7. 10 bucks for a homeless man

    Started by waco, 21st October 2003 07:28 AM
    beer, bucks, cooked, dinner, dirty, disease, disgusting, district, dollars, exclaimed, food, furious, gamble, gambling, golf, home, homeless, light, lousy, man, money, pretty, red, replied, sex, smell, spend, ten, terrific, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,982
    waco
    21st October 2003, 07:28 AM Go to last post

  8. Lightbulb Who wears the pants

    Started by waco, 18th October 2003 07:51 PM
    attitude, change, chat, family, father, fireside, fit, forget, handed, hands, hmmm, honeymoon, jack, jill, married, mine, mother, night, pants, replied, sat, smartass, suite, takes, wear, wears, wedding
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,329
    waco
    18th October 2003, 07:51 PM Go to last post

  9. Yummy

    Started by waco, 18th October 2003 11:05 AM
    happy, mans, moment, yummy
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,280
    waco
    18th October 2003, 11:05 AM Go to last post

  10. How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    Started by Eastie, 1st October 2003 04:01 PM
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    1 2 3 4
    add, brands, bulb, bulbs, change, changed, changing, correct, corrected, examples, faulty, forum, found, incorrectly, industry, light, lightbulb, links, members, months, original, post, posts, relevant, respond, spelling/grammar, start, technique, time, urls
    • Replies: 58
    • Views: 13,193
    Zed
    15th October 2003, 04:22 PM Go to last post

  11. Nigerian Money Scam

    Started by Wayne Davy, 9th October 2003 12:26 AM
    emails, funny, money, nigerian, scam
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,896
    journeyman Mick
    10th October 2003, 11:28 PM Go to last post

  12. various

    Started by Neo, 10th October 2003 01:21 PM
    answers, ball, bob, bogey, box, bunker, carton, couples, cover, doctor, green, hole, husband, job, knock, mine, patients, pharmacy, reality, replied, set, shot, shots, tampons, time, toys, understand, voice, wife, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,127
    Neo
    10th October 2003, 01:21 PM Go to last post

  13. The Importance Of Using Correct Email Addresses

    Started by DPB, 8th October 2003 03:08 PM
    addresses, arrived, attack, checked, correct, decided, email, expecting, fainted, fell, floor, florida, friends, glory, heart, hope, hot, husband, importance, message, messages, minneapolis, p.s, reading, relatives, rushed, son, widow, widows, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,438
    DPB
    8th October 2003, 03:08 PM Go to last post

  14. Groan......

    Started by silentC, 7th October 2003 02:26 PM
    answer, ate, bad, barefoot, breath, calloused, calluses, diet, feet, fragile, frail, groan, halitosis, hexed, impressive, mahatma, mystic, odd, produced, set, suffered, super, time
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,554
    col2
    7th October 2003, 11:15 PM Go to last post

  15. Dumb Bird

    Started by Grue, 29th September 2003 05:54 AM
    beneath, bird, burglar, closed, direction, doberman, drapes, dumb, flashlight, froze, grue, happened, house, inside, jesus, kitchen, lamp, laughed, outfit, parrot, parrots, perch, pincher, shined, sic, sitting, steal, tracks, video, voice
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,552
    Grue
    29th September 2003, 05:54 AM Go to last post

  16. It can happen

    Started by DavidG, 27th September 2003 10:58 PM
    caution, happen
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,539
    Baz
    28th September 2003, 08:51 PM Go to last post

  17. Getting Older

    Started by ozwinner, 27th September 2003 03:44 PM
    bugger, older, poor
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,751
    ozwinner
    27th September 2003, 07:42 PM Go to last post

  18. Marriage

    Started by Wayne Davy, 26th September 2003 01:28 PM
    marriage, true
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,420
    Wayne Davy
    26th September 2003, 01:28 PM Go to last post

  19. Talking OK - Who's changing models!?

    Started by BrianT, 21st September 2003 12:33 PM
    $350, brian, cable, changing, classifieds, duty, existing, hand, heavy, keeping, model, models, ono, paper, sale, saturday, wench
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,791
    Iain
    26th September 2003, 08:32 AM Go to last post

  20. Kids are funny

    Started by Neo, 23rd September 2003 01:50 PM
    answered, bible, boy, bra, child, day, days, feeling, found, front, funny, girl, hole, kids, minister, mother, mum, night, note, pages, parents, phone, police, report, school, son, staring, talk, van, week
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,826
    Iain
    26th September 2003, 08:29 AM Go to last post

  21. The Scottish Lad

    Started by Wood Borer, 25th September 2003 09:13 AM
    aboot, angus.”, anticipation, bit, blushed, furled, gaze, girl, glanced, hand, it’s, lad, lass, leaned, loch, looked, minutes, penny, scottish, serious, sitting, spoke, thinkin’, time, time.”, wee, “another, “really?”, “well
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,475
    Wood Borer
    25th September 2003, 09:13 AM Go to last post

  22. Red face Escape

    Started by Dennis Millard, 24th September 2003 10:47 PM
    caught, cell, chippie, climbed, escape, half, halves, hear, help-, hoarse-, hole, horse, jail, jumped, mortice, rode, sat, sawed, shout, shouted, sighted, sore-, started, straight, sunset, table, tenon, thought-, whole-, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,395
    Dennis Millard
    24th September 2003, 10:47 PM Go to last post

  23. Talking What do you get .....

    Started by Eastie, 24th September 2003 11:23 AM
    ass, brings, cross, donkey, ears, eyes, lucky, onion, piece, simply, tears, time, you’re
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,122
    Eastie
    24th September 2003, 11:23 AM Go to last post

  24. Kemo Sabay and the Apaches

    Started by Driver, 23rd September 2003 07:31 PM
    apaches, camp, comments, ear, fire, geronimo, ground, head, horse, hour, insulting, kemo, leans, leave, lone, mask, nods, odd, passing, ranger, request”, sabay, silver, suddenly, talk, trots, whinnies, whispers, whistles, “you
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,243
    Driver
    23rd September 2003, 07:31 PM Go to last post

  25. Know anyone who fits the bill

    Started by Grue, 20th September 2003 08:12 AM
    19-09-2003, attractive, bill, career, colebatch, compnay, date, degree, description, details, eng, fits, fmcg, genuine, glenn, global, job, management, mech, ops, pportunity, production, pun, quakified, role, seek, sydney, title, western, www.metalbashatorium.com
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,816
    Grue
    20th September 2003, 08:12 AM Go to last post

  26. Thorw aawy yuor splel chkecer

    Started by silentC, 15th September 2003 11:59 AM
    aawy, aoccdrnig, bcuseae, chkecer, deosnt, elingsh, ervey, frist, lteter, mses, mttaer, pclae, porbelm, raed, rghit, rscheearch, rset, sitll, slef, splel, taht, thorw, tihng, tihs, toatl, uinervtisy, wlohe, wouthit, wrod, yuor
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,544
    Dean
    16th September 2003, 06:32 PM Go to last post

  27. three people in...

    Started by rob_tassie, 16th September 2003 02:09 AM
    act, brawl, corroboree, criminal, delegation, demonstration, family, gathering, illegal, marriage, modern, nsw, people, political, pub, qld, syndicate, tas, vic
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,251
    rob_tassie
    16th September 2003, 02:09 AM Go to last post

  28. Cool Need Help!

    Started by DPB, 6th August 2003 03:21 PM
    custom, source, suggestion
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,065
    DanP
    15th September 2003, 11:55 PM Go to last post

  29. More British TV & Radio Double Entendres

    Started by Baz, 13th September 2003 08:52 PM
    amazing, arnie, arnold, british, commentator, commentator-, crew, dicks, double, eleven, entendres, field, glenn, half, laughing, leave, morning, night, palmer, pat, pga, playing, promised, race, radio, reasons, said-, set, snatch, weightlifting
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,814
    Driver
    15th September 2003, 10:12 AM Go to last post

  30. Debt

    Started by Baz, 13th September 2003 09:03 PM
    800, anythig, arguing, bathroom, bob, confused, debt, dollars, door, doorbell, drops, excited, fortune, front, hands, husband, leaves, monents, naked, neighbour, owes, replies, rings, shower, stands, towel, upstairs, wife, woman, wraps
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,405
    Baz
    13th September 2003, 09:03 PM Go to last post

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