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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,475
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Complaints

    Started by Wayne Davy, 26th May 2003 03:51 PM
    complaints, handle
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,503
    John Saxton
    26th May 2003, 11:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Another tale from the desert

    Started by Driver, 26th May 2003 08:40 PM
    abdulratbag, adair, adair’s, ah’m, black, burning, cloud, desert, fire, fires, flames, green, hand, head, house, jeep, kuwait, oil, plane, ramp, red, saddam, settled, sheikh, smoke, tale, thick, y’all, “mr, “well
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,201
    Driver
    26th May 2003, 08:40 PM Go to last post

  3. Viagra

    Started by Baz, 24th May 2003 10:24 PM
    code, criminals, delivery, expect, hardened, hi-jacked;, penal, penalty, police, stiff, truck, viagra
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,160
    Baz
    24th May 2003, 10:24 PM Go to last post

  4. SARS or SLOPS

    Started by DaveInOz, 23rd May 2003 11:24 AM
    3000, 500, claimed, considerably, considered, day, deadly, disease, effects, foreigners, iraq, kills, leaders, linked, lives, makes, malaria, months, nuns, people, public, sars, single, slops, spread, staggering, virus, warning, western, worry
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,142
    DaveInOz
    23rd May 2003, 11:24 AM Go to last post

  5. Dingo

    Started by oges, 23rd May 2003 09:40 AM
    attackers, aussie, beans, bloody, bones, bring, catches, close, coming, conniving, deal, dingo, dog, figures, happen, heading, hear, hell, knowledge, leopard, monkey, pretending, protection, sits, speed, spills, strikes, struth, trade, tree
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,493
    oges
    23rd May 2003, 09:40 AM Go to last post

  6. Old Soldiers Never Die

    Started by Driver, 22nd May 2003 01:10 PM
    air, band, chair, corner, country, damn’, days, die, difficult, feet, fierce, fighters, foot, handy, journo, lads, leading, military, pathan, pretty, reins, rifle, shoe, soldiers, stared, time, understand, waaauugh”, walks, “you
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,115
    Driver
    22nd May 2003, 01:10 PM Go to last post

  7. Wink Randy Rooster

    Started by Neo, 22nd May 2003 12:40 PM
    500, bed, buzzards, chicks, circling, expensive, farmer, flock, geese, gus, hen, hours, house, lake, lot, middle, morning, mouth, pace, randy, rooster, service, sunset, takes, wakes, wham, won’t, worried, yard, you’ve
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,175
    Neo
    22nd May 2003, 12:40 PM Go to last post

  8. Talking Bad Jokes

    Started by Eastie, 21st May 2003 05:34 PM
    bad, bottom, died, doctor, drain, drops, guy, hear, iceburg, jokes, leaf, lettuce, odd, reveal, sewer, sticking, tip, trousers
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,207
    Eastie
    21st May 2003, 05:34 PM Go to last post

  9. Tonto and the stagecoach

    Started by Driver, 15th May 2003 02:21 PM
    brassbound, cabin, driver, ground, ground”, horses;, listening, lone, masked, me”, passengers;, ran, ranger, riding, roof”, shotgun, silver, stagecoach, strapped, there’s, tonto, tonto”, trail, trunk, vibrations, willikins, “gee, “it, “the, “what
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,776
    Stuart
    16th May 2003, 04:32 PM Go to last post

  10. Ships of the desert

    Started by Driver, 15th May 2003 03:04 PM
    barman, bartender, bear, beard, black, bloke, bothered, bright, buckskin, coming, desert, doc, door, dressed, eyes, foot, fringed, glass, grubby, holliday, huge, outta, red, reds, rushes, saloon, ships, stare, tie, town
    • Replies: 0
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    Driver
    15th May 2003, 03:04 PM Go to last post

  11. A Typical Friday Night....

    Started by oges, 15th May 2003 09:48 AM
    british, cinnamon, constitution, difficult, disorder, downright, drunk, evening, friday, hear, indubitably, innovative, jump, loquacious, lovely, night, nope, officer, passive-aggressive, preliminary, proliferation, right;, sex, sing, specificity, table, tonight, transubstantiate, type, typical
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,335
    Driver
    15th May 2003, 02:02 PM Go to last post

  12. What Men Hear

    Started by Wayne Davy, 14th May 2003 02:29 PM
    hear, men, true
    • Replies: 2
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    Wayne Davy
    14th May 2003, 10:46 PM Go to last post

  13. Sex Survey

    Started by Baz, 13th May 2003 10:43 PM
    begs, couples, dead, doggie, favoured, lays, married, position, pretends, reveals, sex, sits, style, survey
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,774
    Wayne Davy
    13th May 2003, 11:00 PM Go to last post

  14. Thumbs down Am getting hard of hearing

    Started by nadcarves, 13th May 2003 02:05 PM
    aid, aid.she, bag, bit, buy, can.picked, found, garbage, hard, hearing, home.walked, house, it?i, kidding, lady, money, nad, post, spend, thrty, time, told, whet
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,354
    nadcarves
    13th May 2003, 02:05 PM Go to last post

  15. Proud to be Australian

    Started by craigb, 13th May 2003 10:16 AM
    adelaide, australia, australian, bloody, capital, country, document, god, grand, horse, land, live, mate, named, nation, national, proud, queen, queens, queensland, read, rest, smiles, south, sydney, territory, united, victoria, votes, world
    • Replies: 0
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    craigb
    13th May 2003, 10:16 AM Go to last post

  16. Talking Fathers Plea

    Started by Peterc, 11th May 2003 01:45 PM
    4a.m, agents, ahead, apologized, bodies, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, dug, fathers, garden, heavens, left, letter, local, love, morning, plant, plea, plot, police, potato, potatoes, received, sake, son
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,406
    ubeaut
    11th May 2003, 04:18 PM Go to last post

  17. Pan Pharamcuticals

    Started by DaveInOz, 9th May 2003 01:01 PM
    pan, pharamcuticals
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,850
    Neil
    10th May 2003, 01:36 AM Go to last post

  18. dilemma

    Started by peter mikk, 6th May 2003 09:58 PM
    dilemma, jewish
    • Replies: 1
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    peter mikk
    6th May 2003, 10:00 PM Go to last post

  19. Mrs Sippy (?)

    Started by Iain, 1st May 2003 04:17 PM
    abouta, aloud, asses, attention, coola, country, den, foul-mouthed, frienda, galvanized, hey, ignores, indignantly, justa, lady, lasta, lives, mississippi, mrs, obsessed, public, retorted, sex, sexa, sippy, speak, spella, swine, talkin, tellin
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,542
    RETIRED
    2nd May 2003, 11:34 PM Go to last post

  20. Poor man

    Started by RETIRED, 1st May 2003 12:24 AM
    bringing, brothel, considered, cousin, distant, fiancee, forward, french, girl, habits, honest, hope, hoping, jersey, joining, limited, lives, love, main, man, manager, poor, prefer, prostitute, recently, sisters, street, team, time, totally
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,800
    fxst
    2nd May 2003, 07:24 PM Go to last post

  21. No comment

    Started by DavidG, 30th April 2003 08:31 PM
    caps, comment, lens
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,396
    Neil
    1st May 2003, 12:11 AM Go to last post

  22. Question Which one of you twisted woodies is it ?

    Started by Eastie, 30th April 2003 05:00 PM
    sad, twisted, woodies
    • Replies: 0
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    Eastie
    30th April 2003, 05:00 PM Go to last post

  23. How busy will you be ?

    Started by Eastie, 23rd April 2003 01:55 PM
    busy
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,526
    DaveInOz
    28th April 2003, 12:09 PM Go to last post

  24. Question Why English is hard to learn

    Started by DaveInOz, 24th April 2003 01:14 PM
    chance, close, crazy, desert, dove, english, guinea, ham, hard, intimate, invalid, language, lead, learn, object, pig, play, plural, polish, produce, row, sewer, ship, sow, subject, tear, time, wind, wise, wound
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,040
    Banjo
    26th April 2003, 10:14 PM Go to last post

  25. Euro Heaven and Hell

    Started by DaveInOz, 23rd April 2003 05:49 PM
    british, chefs, cooks, euro, euro-heaven, euro-hell, french, german, heaven, hell, italian, italians, lovers, mechanics, organised, police, swiss
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,497
    DaveInOz
    23rd April 2003, 05:49 PM Go to last post

  26. Aussie Culture

    Started by DaveInOz, 16th April 2003 02:12 PM
    acceptable, aussie, australians, backyards, breeze, catch, catered, cool, culture, family, fence, food, front, gardening, hell, improved, leaning, pass, phrase, picnic, pool, porch, pottering, queensland, simple, sit, sitting, test, true, wharfie
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,671
    DaveInOz
    16th April 2003, 02:12 PM Go to last post

  27. Things I've Learned from My Children

    Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 11:16 PM
    baseball, cats, ceiling, children, digestive, dizzy, eject, fan, filters, fire, glass, hit, jell-o, learned, lots, microwave, pass, pb&j, play-doh, pool, sandwiches, six-year-old, spray, start, strong, super, things, vcrs, walk, water
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,321
    DavidG
    14th April 2003, 11:16 PM Go to last post

  28. Dumb Crooks Roundup

    Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 10:40 PM
    arrested, break-in, camera, carolina, connecticut, cops, crooks, dog, dumb, found, front, inside, killing, led, life, lucky, mans, miami, north, owner, pictures, police, record, restaurant, roundup, shooting, store, thief, told, trainers
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,479
    DavidG
    14th April 2003, 10:40 PM Go to last post

  29. How To Bathe A Cat

    Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 10:31 PM
    advantage, army, assume, bathe, bathroom, cat, cats, curtain, determined, door, drying, expect, glass, helmet, leg, life, lot, pick, reach, recommend, rule, shampoo, shower, shut, simple, simply, squirt, time, tub, water
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,822
    DavidG
    14th April 2003, 10:31 PM Go to last post

  30. Lawyers

    Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 08:54 PM
    accident, admission, answer, completely, correctly, die, famous, freak, gates, heaven, hit, hooker, lawyer, lawyers, lexus, officer, overcrowded, passed, pearly, peter, question, reach, replied, rolex, ship, teacher, tells, thief, truck, “name
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,404
    DavidG
    14th April 2003, 08:54 PM Go to last post

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