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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,451
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Talking So You Want To Be A Woodworker

    Started by Wayne Davy, 28th March 2003 04:47 PM
    air, assembled, beautiful, beauty, buy, chapter, cut, family, finishing, house, people, piece, poly, proceed, project, quickly, sander, sanding, set, stage, step, texture, time, tool, tools, wood, woodworker, woodworkers, woodworking, workbench
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,537
    Wayne Davy
    13th April 2003, 11:20 PM Go to last post

  2. Saddam lives

    Started by q9, 13th April 2003 08:38 PM
    alive, arm, bad, bombing, called, defence, emergency, iraqi, jobs, lives, lookalikes, lost, meeting, minister, news, palace, saddam, saddams, targetting
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,334
    q9
    13th April 2003, 08:38 PM Go to last post

  3. Seen in Carlton

    Started by DaveInOz, 11th April 2003 12:04 PM
    carlton, hiding
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,382
    Baz
    11th April 2003, 09:48 PM Go to last post

  4. Prime ministers speech

    Started by Gino, 11th April 2003 09:15 PM
    australia, australian, bloody, bush, capital, couple, doctrine, fair, giving, heaps, hopping, marvellous, ministers, mob, people, pinched, position, president, prime, proper, queue-jumpers, reckon, saddam, seppo, session, speech, spell, troubled, war, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,231
    Gino
    11th April 2003, 09:15 PM Go to last post

  5. Presidential Verbosity

    Started by Gino, 11th April 2003 09:06 PM
    5/20/96, american, blame, bush, century, commitment, europe, firm, future, george, governor, history, judgments, mars, means, mistakes, nato, oxygen, people, presidential, priority, ready, riots, risk, talk, terms, verbosity, water, word, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,602
    Gino
    11th April 2003, 09:06 PM Go to last post

  6. love of a son

    Started by Gino, 11th April 2003 09:03 PM
    a.m, agents, ahead, bodies, bubba, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, dozen, dug, entire, fbi, garden, heavens, left, letter, love, morning, officers, plant, plot, potato, potatoes, received, sakes, son
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,668
    Gino
    11th April 2003, 09:03 PM Go to last post

  7. sarcastic Australians

    Started by Gino, 11th April 2003 08:57 PM
    australia, australian, australians, bear, called, christmas, contact, cross, die, drop, forget, france, hippo, italy, kings, list, milk, naked, night, plants, population, racing, sarcastic, send, south, trees, tuesday, usa, vienna, walking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,461
    Gino
    11th April 2003, 08:57 PM Go to last post

  8. EuroEnglish

    Started by Gino, 11th April 2003 08:54 PM
    agre, akurate, deterent, disgrasful, double, english, enkourage, euroenglish, european, fifz, fourth, governments, horible, kan, languag, letters, mes, ozer, peopl, publik, removal, replased, replasing, reseptiv, silent, speling, spelling, steps, vil, wil
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,032
    Gino
    11th April 2003, 08:54 PM Go to last post

  9. signs

    Started by Gino, 11th April 2003 08:50 PM
    appointment, car, coming, company, dog, door, feet, fence, food, hear, heels, miss, muffler, office, payment, pizza, plumbers, push, salesmen, septic, shop, sign, signs, tank, time, truck, veterinarians, waiting, window, wounds
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,774
    Gino
    11th April 2003, 08:50 PM Go to last post

  10. Pull over driver

    Started by DaveInOz, 11th April 2003 12:05 PM
    bagdad, driver, pull, speeding
    • Replies: 0
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    DaveInOz
    11th April 2003, 12:05 PM Go to last post

  11. U.S. Navy communications

    Started by Gino, 8th April 2003 10:03 PM
    accompanied, actual, americans, ats, avoid, call, canadians, change, collision, communications, conversation, counter-measures, cruisers, degrees, demand, destroyers, divert, ensure, lighthouse, naval, navy, north, numerous, radio, safety, ship, support, transcript, undertaken, vessels
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,801
    Keith Jeeves
    10th April 2003, 05:38 PM Go to last post

  12. Talking CNN war experts

    Started by DaveInOz, 10th April 2003 10:38 AM
    american, anchor, basic, bloody, boots, brain, break, british, clothes, cnn, delta, experts, force, half, identify, jackets, mic, military, rainbows, rifle, safely, salt, sas, screen, soldier, soldiers, training, war, worth, yank
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,437
    DaveInOz
    10th April 2003, 10:38 AM Go to last post

  13. Vaseline

    Started by Baz, 9th April 2003 10:52 PM
    asleep, bathroom, bowl, day, eyes, farting, fingers, floor, footsteps, frantic, god, grace, guts, husband, laughing, morning, raced, reckoned, revenge, scream, shorts, sound, stop, tears, told, torture, turkey, upstairs, vaseline, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,436
    Baz
    9th April 2003, 10:52 PM Go to last post

  14. More The talk show hosts comments on Iraq

    Started by Wayne Davy, 9th April 2003 10:44 AM
    angola, approval, bombs, bush, calling, comments, countries, country, craig, hosts, hussein, iraq, iraqi, jay, kilborn, language, leno, oil, people, pick, plan, president, saddam, spent, start, talk, times, war, week, world
    • Replies: 0
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    Wayne Davy
    9th April 2003, 10:44 AM Go to last post

  15. For all the Yanks who visit

    Started by Wayne Davy, 8th April 2003 05:09 PM
    aussie, australia, cattle, conversation, cows.’, died, farmer, field, fields, grasshoppers, herd, hopping, immediately, incredulous, kangaroos, longhorns, meets, ranch, replies, talking, texan, texas?’, those?’, vacation, visit, wheat, yanks, ‘dont, ‘oh, ‘what
    • Replies: 0
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    Wayne Davy
    8th April 2003, 05:09 PM Go to last post

  16. Jay Leno War Jokes

    Started by Wayne Davy, 7th April 2003 05:46 PM
    $30, billion, california, cost, ground, hey, idea, iraq, jay, joked, jokes, leno, lying, naked, nbc, network, news.com.au, peace, presenter, president, protested, rebuild, recently, reported, spelling, tonight, war, women, word, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,414
    Wayne Davy
    7th April 2003, 05:46 PM Go to last post

  17. ancient indian wisdom of the monkey

    Started by soundman, 29th March 2003 04:07 PM
    ancient, arseholes, bottom, climbing, indian, levels, life, limbs, monkey, monkeys, smiling, top, tree, wisdom
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,255
    Iain
    4th April 2003, 08:56 AM Go to last post

  18. Talking Quote Of The Day

    Started by DPB, 1st April 2003 11:45 AM
    accusing, americas, arrogance, black, crazy, cup, day, france, germany, golfer, guy, hold, rapper, swiss, war, white, world
    • Replies: 0
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    DPB
    1st April 2003, 11:45 AM Go to last post

  19. Wink well it mentions wood *shrug*

    Started by DaveInOz, 1st April 2003 10:13 AM
    barbie, barbies, beach, beer, bloke, blokes, cans, chops, clean, created, day, drink, eat, evening, fires, footy, fourth, god, heard, laughter, mentions, morning, night, prawns, raucous, seventh, shrug, sixth, smelled, wood
    • Replies: 0
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    DaveInOz
    1st April 2003, 10:13 AM Go to last post

  20. Things my mother taught me . . .

    Started by Wayne Davy, 26th March 2003 01:40 PM
    behaviour, brought, circle, coming, envy, father, finished, life, listen, meteor, millions, modification, mother, parents, physics, sit, solve, spinach, stamina, stop, swept, taught, things, til, told, tornado, weather, wonderful, world, yelled
    • Replies: 0
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    Wayne Davy
    26th March 2003, 01:40 PM Go to last post

  21. The Modern Toolbox

    Started by Wayne Davy, 26th March 2003 01:38 PM
    90%, 911, air, bar, causing, chance, compressor, cordless, damage, device, drill, drink, electrocution, football, hammer, handy, handymans, incandescence, inflict, lessens, light, modern, pain, plug-in, screwdriver, stadium, standard, telephone, tool, toolbox
    • Replies: 0
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    Wayne Davy
    26th March 2003, 01:38 PM Go to last post

  22. Yet another Lawyer joke

    Started by Wayne Davy, 26th March 2003 01:16 PM
    $8000, admitted, amount, benefit, bring, cash, charity, clergyman, coffin, contained, disappointment, doctor, dying, entire, envelope, friend, frivolously, handed, joke, lawyer, medical, money, outrage, promise, seething, self-righteous, time, waste, worthy
    • Replies: 0
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    Wayne Davy
    26th March 2003, 01:16 PM Go to last post

  23. Blonde blokes

    Started by AlexS, 21st March 2003 08:27 AM
    amazed, bloke, blokes, blonde, brow, city, council, day, dig, effort, fellows, fill, fills, follow, furiously, guy, hard, hole, hole-digger, partner, plants, putting, sick, sighed, story, team, three-man, trees, understand, wiped
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,340
    AlexS
    21st March 2003, 08:27 AM Go to last post

  24. OT - Only in the USA

    Started by Robert WA, 5th March 2003 05:35 PM
    escalator, hand, usa
    • Replies: 7
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    Bart leetch
    19th March 2003, 01:20 PM Go to last post

  25. Post Darwin awards

    Started by Gino, 18th February 2003 10:07 PM
    accident, awards, bullet, burns, caliber, chair, darwin, death, died, discharged, fuse, gas, hoy, killed, lighter, monday, news, nominee, police, poole, repair, shot, snyder, testicle, thurston, toronto, tree, truck, wallis, windows
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 3,189
    Gino
    17th March 2003, 10:37 PM Go to last post

  26. Talking EU Language (better than the last couple!)

    Started by Eastie, 13th March 2003 10:39 AM
    aplid, couple, dropd, english, euro, european, fifz, fourth, horible, kan, kombinations, kontaining, kors;, language, leters, mes, ozer, peopl, publik, replaced, replasingth, reseptiv, similar, spelling, steps, unesesary, vil, vords, vud, wil
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,249
    Eastie
    13th March 2003, 10:39 AM Go to last post

  27. Talking Sorry Rob WA - Another (bad) Lawyer Joke

    Started by Eastie, 12th March 2003 03:22 PM
    bad, deep, dig, foot, graves, joke, lawyer, lawyers, rob
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,259
    Robert WA
    12th March 2003, 07:04 PM Go to last post

  28. Smile Aminal welfare is alive and well

    Started by Eastie, 3rd March 2003 01:11 PM
    alive, aminal, animal, be”, car, chemistry, ecstatic, feel, hare, hindquarters, home, in-depth, informed, injected, kids, like?”, moments, pain?”, pulled, questioning, rabbit, saved, study, usual, vet, welfare, “was, “what, “who, ”it
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,081
    Eastie
    12th March 2003, 03:34 PM Go to last post

  29. Talking Car Improvements

    Started by oges, 28th February 2003 10:02 AM
    brett, bring, browser, car, commodore, image, improvements, luck, picture, stick, url, viewable, weekend
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,231
    Iain
    6th March 2003, 01:18 PM Go to last post

  30. Talking Black Box

    Started by Jim Carroll, 4th March 2003 08:46 PM
    black, box, captain, challenger, drive, finally, found, girl, pilot;, shuttle
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,139
    Jim Carroll
    4th March 2003, 08:46 PM Go to last post

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