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  1. #1
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    Default I had an accident on my Harley

    While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a roo, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

    Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
    As I looked up, I noticed she was long and lean, she could have been a model.

    "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

    She said, Get in and Ill take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.

    "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

    "Oh, come now, Im a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

    Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

    We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

    "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. I don't mind. By the way, where is she?"

    "Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess."

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    So good and so bad!
    Rich

    When SWMBO said "I won't cook in metric."
    The metric system died in the US.

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    [QUOTE=rrich;2130936] (/QUOTE]
    When SWMBO said "I won't cook in metric."
    The metric system died in the US.
    And that's why you lot consigned yourselves to an infernal system forever ��
    Rgds,
    Crocy.

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    [QUOTE=Old Croc;2131457]
    Quote Originally Posted by rrich View Post
    (/QUOTE]
    When SWMBO said "I won't cook in metric."
    The metric system died in the US.
    And that's why you lot consigned yourselves to an infernal system forever ��
    Rgds,
    Crocy.
    Yes, but most of us won't starve either.
    Rich

    When SWMBO said "I won't cook in metric."
    The metric system died in the US.

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    As I've said before metric is for people who can't divide by 12....
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
    We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
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    What's divide?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rustynail View Post
    What's divide?
    SHR (some will get it, some wont)

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    Quote Originally Posted by damian View Post
    As I've said before metric is for people who can't divide by 12....
    I suspect that what does their head in damian is that they have to be able to divide by 4, 8, 12, 16, 32 and 64. If you say yard to them after they get their head around that lot they scratch their head and wonder why you've changed the subject and started talking about your house. Whatever you do don't mention chain.

    SHR?? Yeah, I don't get it.
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    Just shift a bit to the right, you should be fine )

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    Quote Originally Posted by damian View Post
    As I've said before metric is for people who can't divide by 12....
    But it's a dozen times easier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aldav View Post
    I suspect that what does their head in damian is that they have to be able to divide by 4, 8, 12, 16, 32 and 64. If you say yard to them after they get their head around that lot they scratch their head and wonder why you've changed the subject and started talking about your house. Whatever you do don't mention chain.

    SHR?? Yeah, I don't get it.
    or mention rods and perches, try and tackle that one!
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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