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    Default How Adam Got Eve

    Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.

    Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

    So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

    Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

    God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

    He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you."
    "She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement."
    "She will praise you!"
    She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
    "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

    Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

    God replied, "An arm and a leg."

    Then Adam asked, "What can I get for just a rib?"

    Of course the rest is history!!!!
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    And here is the feminist version.
    Eve was looking miserable and when god asked what the problem was she said that she felt lopsided with three breasts when every thing else was in pairs.
    God agreed and said She would put it right, so She removed one and threw it into the under growth.
    Next day when She saw Eve she was miserable again and when asked, she explained that she was lonely and would like to have someone to keep her company and admire her new symmetric body. God agreed and said She would make man. She then said "Now where did I put that useless tit?"
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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