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    Default old age

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    An oldtimer goes to see the Doc.

    "Howdy"! he says, sprightly.

    "Hello" replies the Doc, "Do you have any complaints"?

    "Well" says the oldtimer, "Every morning at 7:00AM I pee like a horse"!

    "Yeah" says the Doc, "Go on".

    "And then" says the old geezer, "At 8:00AM I craps like a cow"!

    "Yeah" says the Doc, "So what's the problem"?

    "Well" says the oldtimer, "I Don't get up til nine".

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    A definition of getting older...

    When you start to loose hair from places where it's meant to grow, and then start growing it in places where it's not meant to grow !
    Sean@Oz

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