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7th November 2018, 03:58 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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Andrew at the Pearly Gates
Andrew the drover from a huge cattle station in the Australian outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.
"Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sheila.
I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground
I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the s**t out of the lot of ya!
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"A couple of minutes ago."To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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