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25th January 2007, 01:27 PM #1
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Beer Consumption
Last month,
that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and
that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4)Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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25th January 2007, 06:51 PM #2
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But ... do they have to consume beer to behave this way??
Originally Posted by goat
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25th January 2007, 06:57 PM #3
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WG, that was part of the joke see its about the female hormones.... Mmmm logic..... I think I'm wasting my time.
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25th January 2007, 07:06 PM #4
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Point taken ... but I still ask, do they NEED the beer? Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
WG, that was part of the joke see its about the female hormones.... Mmmm logic..... I think I'm wasting my time.
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25th January 2007, 07:12 PM #5
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No; Females don't need beer to behave like that.... Blokes behave like that after consuming 8 pints in an hour....that was what the joke was about.
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25th January 2007, 07:20 PM #6
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Neither do blokes Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
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25th January 2007, 07:22 PM #7
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No, that's not right otherwise the joke wouldn't be a joke you see.
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25th January 2007, 07:29 PM #8
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I'm only stating the obvious! Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
No, that's not right otherwise the joke wouldn't be a joke you see. As a joke, I concede! One greenie to Cliff R.
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25th January 2007, 10:05 PM #9
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The logic beat you....
but, you gave in too easy,
you sure you are a girl???? 
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25th January 2007, 10:20 PM #10
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[quote=WoodGirl;449526 One greenie to Cliff R.
Cheers[/quote]
but but but...it was my joke
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25th January 2007, 10:27 PM #11
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Help ya self to one Goat, they are in yer fridge.
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25th January 2007, 10:34 PM #12
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Ah, anything for a peaceful life ... waste of energy fighting bloke logic! Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
The logic beat you.... but, you gave in too easy, you sure you are a girl???? And yes, I surely am a girl (TG) 
OK, one greenie for goat
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25th January 2007, 11:04 PM #13
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Originally Posted by WoodGirl
OK, one greenie for goat
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WHAT! only one?Cliff Rogers Help ya self to one Goat, they are in yer fridge.
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26th January 2007, 10:16 PM #14
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Greenie in the fridge?????
Cliffie, please dont tell us you have VB ( Vomit Brew ) in your fridge?. we will have to reprogramme you at Prossie next year,
Regards Crocy.
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27th January 2007, 10:06 AM #15
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Nuh, Goats fidge, not mine. have a look at his Avatar.
You'll only find Black in mine.
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