Thread: Betting

Alan gets escorted out of the hotel at 11.30 AM for being drunk.
As he staggers down the step, he bumps into Father O'Malley,
"Got a tip for us, Father?" says Alan.
"Lunch" replies the Father.
"Heck, never heard of that one, must be a 2 year old" says Alan.
"Right" says Alan. As he tries to get back inside to place a bet in the Hotel, he's escorted out again.
Walking around the corner, he sees a Sandwich Board with Lunch 12-1 on it. "That'll pay well".
"I'll go to the Olde Inn, and put a bet on it there, so walking around the corner, he sees a Sandwich Board with Lunch 10-2 on it.
As he come across a Chinese Take Away, with a Sandwich Board out the front with Lunch 1-2 on it.
"Jeez, that's getting low" says Alan. Before he could take another step, he's arrested by the police.
He's charged and thrown into a cell, then asks the Officer "What about lunch?"
To which the Officer replies "Sober up first!!!"
Alan then replies, "Just as well I didn't get a bet on it!!!"