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26th January 2019, 08:30 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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Bill Shorten had a Dream
Bill Shorten was asleep and dreamt he was visited by Menzies' ghost.
He said, "Bob, how can I make this country a better place?"
Sir Robert said, "Love the Japanese steel producers as I did"
Bill went back to sleep and dreamt of John Howard.
He asked in his sleep, "John, how can I make this country a better place?
John answered, "Be honest with the people as I was."
Again Shorten fell asleep and was visited by Harold Holt's ghost
So he asked "Harold, how can I make this country a better place?"
Harold replied, "Go for a swim!"To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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