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    A friend of mine was telling me about his daughters blind date.
    When she came home he asked how it went?
    She replied, "We went to a fancy resturuant, and had a lovely meal.
    But all he did was talk about his 1939 Rolls Royce!!"
    The father then asked "What happened then?"
    "Well then we went to a nice little coffee shop,
    But all he did was talk about his 1939 Rolls Royce!!"
    "Sorry sweetheart, what happened then?" asked the father
    "Then we went up to Lovers Lane and parked.
    But all he did was talk about his 1939 Rolls Royce!!"
    "Well if he owns a 1939 Rolls Royce" said the father,
    "He must have plenty of money, so what's the problem?"
    "He's the Original Owner!!!!" was the reply.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    Come on Kryn, you can do better than that
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    regards from Alberta, Canada

    ian

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    I'm trying to keep them clean, OK. I don't want to get BANNED
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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