Thread: Two blondes

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two blondes trying to cross from opposite sides of a busy road,
one calls to the other, "how did you get over there"?
the other answers, "I was born over here"

Two blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would have seen it

Two blondes walk into a bar, same blondes.

two blondes are renovating a house. one blonde pops out to the front of the house to see how the other is going nailing up weatherboards. She watches her partner take nails from her bag, some of which she throws away, some of which are hammered into the weatherboards. Curiosity finally gets the better of her and she asks why she's throwing away so many nails? Her partner replies:

"those ones were facing the wrong way"









and she replied:
"no silly, they are for the other side of the house!"


cheers
Michael

A Policeman walks out in the street and sees a blond haired man coming toward him with nothing on but his hat and shoes. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'

The man says, 'Well it's like this officer ...

I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little blonde asks me to go her place with her.
So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt...
So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants....
So I did.


Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts....
So I did.


Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
'Now go to town... '


'And here I am.'

Gee! a man does the right thing and he still can't win.

Kevin Rudd looking in a mirror

Two blonds jump off a tall building and smash into the footpath the one on top is still conscious so the ambulance driver asks why 2 beautiful women like you would try and kill yourselves. She replies we were not trying to kill ourselves we were trying out our panty liners with wings.