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29th December 2017, 11:17 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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Board of Directors Meeting
All the members of the company's Board of Directors were called into the Chairman's office, one after another until only Ted, the junior member, was left sitting outside.
Finally it was his turn to be summoned. Ted entered the office to find the Chairman and the other four Directors seated at the far end of the boardroom table.
The Chairman looked Ted squarely in the eye and with a stern voice, asked, "Have you ever had sex with my secretary, Miss Floyd?"
"Oh, no, sir, positively not." Ted replied.
"Are you absolutely sure?"
"Honest, I've never been close enough to even touch her."
"You'd swear to that?"
"Yes, I swear" insisted Ted.
"Good. Then you fire her."To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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30th December 2017, 05:31 PM #2rrich Guest
Oh goodness! Although it is the perfect solution for what has been going on here lately.
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3rd January 2018, 09:56 AM #3
Oh no! Not another "sexretarys" joke.
Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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