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Thread: Why do brides wear white?
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4th February 2008, 04:20 PM #1
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Why do brides wear white?
On a visit to relatives who lived opposite a church, a young boy was treated to his first sight of a wedding procession.
Running inside, he found his mother helping at the sink and curiously asked "Mummy? Why do brides wear white?"
His mother smiled and replied "That's to show their purity."
The young bloke, unsure of what his mother meant, ran outside to the shed and asked the same question of his father. "Daddy? Why do brides wear white?"
"Son," came the reply, "ALL household appliances come in white."
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4th February 2008, 04:23 PM #2
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4th February 2008, 04:24 PM #3
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4th February 2008, 04:35 PM #4
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Skew look out for Tea Lady & Astrid
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4th February 2008, 05:07 PM #5
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Why do women have smaller feet?
It's a genetic thing so they can stand closer to the sink.
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4th February 2008, 05:20 PM #6
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appliance!!!!
Originally Posted by Barry Hicks
Maybe one day I will test this theory and do some dishes 
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4th February 2008, 05:43 PM #7
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I am expecting bloodshed.
Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.
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4th February 2008, 05:53 PM #8
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Well. I think my avatar kinda says that :grin:I am expecting bloodshed.
I'm mean, I haven't even shown my Bf how to start the lawnmower (havn't unchained him from the sink )Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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4th February 2008, 06:07 PM #9
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I'm just going to say nothing until you all do the right thing and buy all the women you know some flowers.
You can blame Skew if you want. Send him the bill.
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4th February 2008, 07:34 PM #10
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why did the woman cross the road....
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wheres my dinner?
If you dont play it, it's not an instrument!
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5th February 2008, 12:08 AM #11
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Women are only good for ONE thing.....
and then half of them can't cook anyway.
Of course I'm brave, I'm afraid of NO man, and only a few women.
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5th February 2008, 08:18 AM #12
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Why did the woman cross the road?
It doesn't matter. The real issue here is,
what was she doing out of the kitchen?
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5th February 2008, 08:49 AM #13
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I tried that with SWMBO - didn't buy her flowers, but she still wouldn't say nothing. Originally Posted by tea lady
I'm just going to say nothing until you all do the right thing and buy all the women you know some flowers. You can blame Skew if you want. Send him the bill.
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5th February 2008, 10:28 AM #14
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5th February 2008, 05:08 PM #15
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If the woman keeps coming into the lounge room complaining what is the problem?
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You've made the chain too long.
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