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  1. #2176
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    Clint Eastwood used a magnum,

    but his dad was from an earlier generation when things were done differently.

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    Nah Nah
    The fact remains, that 97% of all statistics are made up, yet 87% of the population think they are real.

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    now if I throw this just right I can cut the elastic and watch her panties drop
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    "Why am I smiling? She thinks I've done this before."

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Another OPSM happy customer.

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    Do ya reckon she now wishes she hadn't blown the insurance premiums on the pokies?

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    Hurry up with the blindfold, I don't like the sight of blood
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Ha Ha Ha, (evil laugh that is) the insurance, will soon be all mine!

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    "Hope I don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg."

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    This'll teach her to not buy her used car from Flash Harry's on Parramatta Road.
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    veni, vidi,
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    Without wood it's just ...

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    "Actually, I started off playing darts, but I wasn't much good at that......."

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    At the latest Working With Wood Expo, Guido demonstrated the latest developments in the ScarySharp system, proudly announcing "It's not just for the Shed anymore; now it's for the WHOLE family!"
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Skew are you sure you don't mean "the hole family"
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmiller View Post
    "Actually, I started off playing darts, but I wasn't much good at that......."

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    Gra's final comment was groanworthy but I liked Bushmiller's best - your go Paul.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Thanks Bob. I keep getting caught out having no pictures. In a moment of madness I cleaned up and they got deleted!

    Have a go at this .

    scooter.jpg

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    Paul
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