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  1. 6th February 2014, 10:33 PM #151
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    I've heard of using Glad-wrap for safe sex, but I don't think it's any good for safe driving.
    Ith8ink Alex takes it. Off you go.
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    Ya gotta be quick around here, eh? Too late again, but I'll still try to slip in:

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    I'll do it too then.

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  6. 8th February 2014, 08:43 PM #155
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    Don't spend to long in the pool there mate. She can't hold her breath that long. I know its hot. Hurry up.
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  7. 8th February 2014, 09:59 PM #156
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  8. 8th February 2014, 11:16 PM #157
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    'Oh no! Beans for breakfast. My turn to hold the breath."

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    In a rare event both members of the Tasmanian swim team were witnessed training together.
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    Following the re-branding of Nutrigrain, we now bring you the Chunkin' Dunkin' Ironman Competition.
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    Hip and shoulder are still allowed in Aussie pools.
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    OK, time to call this one.
    I'll give it to Chief Tiff for 'In a rare event both members of the Tasmanian swim team were witnessed training together.'
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