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    Southern Comfort

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  3. #287
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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    but I won't do that!
    "......but I won't hew that! "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    Fred threatened a starkers hunger strike if they took his woodpile
    Posts drying up, times up, so I'm going with this one.


    Your up Nick

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    ok thanks

    was going to go with another old man one but saw this instead

    So here goes

    petrol station.jpg
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    It does say BP Express,
    But I think he went a bit too express.

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    Lex III: Actioni contrariam semper et æqualem esse reactionem: sive corporum duorum actiones in se mutuo semper esse æquales et in partes contrarias dirigi.
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    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Sorry, I was aiming for the macca's drive thru next door, but give me a coke for your troubles.

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    Damn! I've been driving the wife's Micra too often.
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    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    "Make mine a big Mack please."

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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Do you sell brake pads here?

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    Out of respect for those that lost their lives and were injured, I will not be posting a caption for this one
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    " I was on my way to deliver this petrol station, when the car in front braked suddenly......"

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    I think this has stalled

    beer4all take it away
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    Thank you Sawdust Maker,

    Try this one..........
    Attached Images Attached Images

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    ....looks like his wood's gunna get the cut.....
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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