Thread: Her car will not start

John came home from work one evening. He walked in the house and
saw his wife sitting on the couch watching TV. She told him she was
having trouble with her car.

"My car won't start," she said. "But I know what the problem is."

"OK, What's the problem?" John asked.

"There's water in the carburetor," she replied.

"Come on, honey," John said. "You don't know how a car works,
much less what the parts look like, so how can you tell me there's
water in the carburetor?"

"There's definitely water in the carburetor," the wife insisted.

"OK," John said. "I'll go take a look. Where is it?"

The wife said, "In the lake."