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    Default In church, a private prayer.

    In church last Sunday a sweet elderly lady was overheard in the pew next to me saying a prayer.
    It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:
    "Dear Lord: The past year has been very tough for me.
    You have taken ...
    My favourite actor - James Garner;
    My favourite actress - Lauren Bacall;...
    My favourite comedian - Robin Williams;
    And finally, my favourite author -Tom Clancy.


    I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are -
    Bill Shorten, Chris Bowen, Jacki Trad,
    Sarah Hanson-Young and Clive Palmer.
    Amen!"
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    Why stop there?
    Pauline Hanson
    Scott Morrison
    Bananaby Joyce
    Peter Dutton
    James McGrath
    Etc etc etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moti View Post
    Why stop there?
    Pauline Hanson
    Scott Morrison
    Bananaby Joyce
    Peter Dutton
    James McGrath
    Etc etc etc
    Oh Lord, please be aware that if you take Donald Trump I will be eternally grateful.
    Rich

    When SWMBO said "I won't cook in metric."
    The metric system died in the US.

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    So many favorites, too many to list. Just get busy...

    Trump, the chrischurch shooting etc are reactions, but no one asks what to. How about 50 years of bigoted hate preaching by the left. The relentless abuse humiliation and persecution of anyone who dares have an opinion they don't approve of ?

    So when your done with the pollies they are my fav's too...
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
    We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
    Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?

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    This goes back to the mid to late 1950s. It was a TV show, possibly Playhouse 90. A real O' Henry ending.

    A small Caribbean island was governed by a ruthless dictator. The populace wanted to overthrow the dictator but his grip on the government was too tight. In a desperate attempt to overthrow the dictator, the populace decided to go to church at noon on Wednesday and pray for the death of the dictator. The show revolved on who would and who wouldn't go to church. Then a really philosophical question was raised. What would God do when that many people were praying for the death of an individual?

    As Wednesday noon approached, people were sent from the dictators private office or discretely slipped away to go to lunch. After a bit the dictator tried to call numerous people and finally tried to get his secretary on the intercom. Nobody was answering. In frustration the dictator storms out of his private office to find the outer office is completely empty. LOL

    I've tried several times over the years but it has not worked.
    Rich

    When SWMBO said "I won't cook in metric."
    The metric system died in the US.

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