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    Default New Club

    I am going to form a Procrastination Club.
    The Inaugural Meeting will be next month if I can organize it, or the following month.
    It was to be last month but I needed to put it off.

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    I was going to make a smart comment but I will wait for a a more opportune time
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    I was going to make a smart comment but I will wait for a a more opportune time
    Oh, go on [emoji3525]

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    The club emblem could be "A Round Tuit"


    I probably should have waited at least a day to answer this if it is to be a procrastinators club.

    Why do today what can be put off until tomorrow.
    Tom

    "It's good enough" is low aim

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    If you don't answer at all you automatically get appointed Presidedt
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.

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    I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure...
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    I was going to open a Procrastination sub branch of my Apathy Guild... but in the end I just couldn’t be bothered.
    Nothing succeeds like a budgie without a beak.

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    I guess that I'm in deep trouble. I had a few round tuits but the kids too those. All I have left are the square tuits.

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    Sorry, square tuits are not suitable.
    Tom

    "It's good enough" is low aim

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    ... but they're better than cop tuits since they usually end up causing time away from searching for those elusive round tuits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure...
    If you procrastinate long enough you never need find out.
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
    We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
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    If you ever do find the round tuits, they'll probably be co-located with a wake-up tuit.

    Or, at the very least, having found the round tuits you will be able to work out how to wake up tuit.

    And in case you hadn't worked it out yet, I'm one.....
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    ...a wake-up tuit, that is. Helps deal with existential problems like whether or not to join a club that may or may not ever exist......

    I once tried to join the Schroedinger's Cat Club, but I could never be certain whether or not I was ever accepted as a member. In the end, it didn't matter. The cat was alleged to have died....
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    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Just change the wording of the above and we have a round tuit.
    Tom

    "It's good enough" is low aim

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    Well, hop tuit!!!!
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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