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3rd September 2019, 10:56 AM #1New Member
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Cows
What do you call a cow with three legs ?
Lean beef
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3rd September 2019, 03:54 PM #2
That was terrible. Udderly terrible.
Nothing succeeds like a budgie without a beak.
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3rd September 2019, 05:41 PM #3New Member
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What do you call a cow with no legs ??
Ground beef.
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3rd September 2019, 07:59 PM #4
I made the misteak of replying to the first post, burger me if I haven’t done it again!
Nothing succeeds like a budgie without a beak.
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3rd September 2019, 08:43 PM #5
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Does not matter. They are not going to come to you.
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3rd September 2019, 11:04 PM #6GOLD MEMBER
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Ferdinand the Bull was in one paddock, while a mob of Heifers were in the next paddock.
Ferdinand jumps the fence and is amongst the heifers, when one of them say "I hear you're Ferdinand the Bull?"
To which he replies, "There's no bull about it, that fence is higher than I thought!!"To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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4th September 2019, 01:44 AM #7
Talk about the horns of a dilemma......
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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4th September 2019, 08:27 AM #8
What did the farmer say when he saw his cow on the roof?
Cliff.
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4th September 2019, 08:28 AM #9
Two cows are standing in a paddock & one says "Moooooo."
The other one says "Fjook, I was gunna say that."Cliff.
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4th September 2019, 10:43 AM #10SENIOR MEMBER
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Come on forum members; I'm sure you will milk this one for what its worth.
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4th September 2019, 01:23 PM #11GOLD MEMBER
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They have already taken the cream of the comebacks!
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4th September 2019, 02:53 PM #12New Member
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Maybe if we leave it long enough it will turn to yogurt
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4th September 2019, 05:35 PM #13
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5th September 2019, 03:22 PM #14
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left it!Androgens Order
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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5th September 2019, 08:23 PM #15GOLD MEMBER
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what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no idea
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
still no idea
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