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    Really enjoying the jokes from Daly Waters Pub

    A traveling salesman couldn't find a hotel one night.
    He saw a light on a deserted road, and decided to knock on the door. It turned out to be a monastery; the monks were preparing dinner.
    He was invited to join the others while the food was being prepared. They sat round in a circle; each monk would recite a number and the others would laugh. Intrigued, the salesman spoke up.
    “What are you guys doing?”
    One of the elder monks replied, “We're telling jokes.”
    “By saying numbers?”
    “Yes. You see, we've heard the jokes so many times, we have them catalogued. We don’t need to tell the whole joke; we just refer to its number. Go ahead and try.”
    The salesman thought for a second, and said, “78.”
    The monks were in hysterics. Some were doubled over with laughter, others had tears rolling down their eyes, a few were pounding the table with their fists.
    When the laughter died down, the traveler asked, “Can you tell me what’s so funny?”
    “We never heard that one before!”

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    Does this mean that the jokes became a habit?
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    does this mean that the jokes became a habit?
    groan

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    Does this mean that the jokes became a habit?
    No, it only becomes a habit in a Nunnery and a bad one at that.
    Kryn
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naďve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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