Thread: Death in Israel !!

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.

While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him,'You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100.'

The American diplomats break into a huddle to discuss the matter.

After a heated discussion, their spokesman turns to the undertaker and tells him they want Donald Trump shipped home.

The undertaker is taken aback and asks,'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when he could be buried here, in this beautiful and historic country, and it would cost you only $100?

The diplomat replies,'Long, long ago a famous man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.

We just can't take that risk.'