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Thread: Description of Marriage
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28th February 2014, 09:29 PM #1
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Description of Marriage
Not an original - I just never thought of it myself.
An old mate of mine said,
" Marriage is like a pack of cards
At first it is all Hearts and Diamonds
Over the years,
it degenerates into Clubs and Spades
And,
Guess,
Who is the Joker?"
It was a joke but I thought it was pretty good.
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28th February 2014, 11:14 PM #2
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My father once told me
that marriage was an institution,
WHO in their right mind wants to spend
the rest of their life in an institution!!!!!!!!
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28th February 2014, 11:33 PM #3
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Geez,
after 35 years it's still all hearts and diamonds here...____________________________________________________________
there are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary arithmetic and those that don't.
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1st March 2014, 12:51 AM #4
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She was obviously sitting next to you when you wrote that.
Originally Posted by Avery
Don't feel bad for living in fear either, keeps the reflexes/mind sharp.Craig
Expert /Ex-Spurt/ -n. An "Ex" is something that has been or was. A "Spurt" is a drip under pressure.
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1st March 2014, 08:10 AM #5
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The three rings:
Engagement ring,
Wedding ring,
Suffering
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1st March 2014, 10:09 AM #6
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I couldn't stop laughing at this. Originally Posted by CMB
She was obviously sitting next to you when you wrote that.
Don't feel bad for living in fear either, keeps the reflexes/mind sharp.
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