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    Default Discovery of a New Element

    Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.

    This new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gov,) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
    These 312 particles are held together by forces called Morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of Lepton-like particles called Pilocks.
    Since Governnmentium has no electrons, it is inert.
    However it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
    A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
    Governmentium has a normal half life of 2 to 6 years.
    It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant nuetrons and deputy nuetrons exchange places..
    In fact, Governmentiums's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
    This hypothetical quantity is refered to as a critical morass.
    When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol= Ad) an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons
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    That is GOLD!!!!!!!!
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    There is a "T" shirt out.

    "The universe is made of Protons, Neutrons, Electrons and Morons".
    Rich

    When SWMBO said "I won't cook in metric."
    The metric system died in the US.

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