16th Aug 2007, 06:34 PM #1
"Half of all marriages end in divorce." That's not as bad as it sounds; the other half end in death.
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16th Aug 2007, 06:40 PM #2
Yep and its always the man that looses in both cases
16th Aug 2007, 08:48 PM #3
" Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet "
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
16th Aug 2007, 10:47 PM #4
Why go to all the trouble of getting Married and then Divorced.
Just stay single, find a woman you hate and give her all your money.
18th Aug 2007, 12:01 AM #5
I love this statistic.
What percentage of first marriages hang in there? How many of these marriages are 2nd, 3rd and more? Aren't all things easier the 2nd and 3rd time around? You have to give away less money when you've divided it in half once or twice before!Ramps
When one has finished building one's house, one suddenly realizes that in the process one has learned something that one really needed to know in the worst way--before one began.
18th Aug 2007, 12:17 AM #6
Donít do it man. Look at what happened to Greg Norman. It is just not worth it.Visit my website at www.myWoodwork.com.au
18th Aug 2007, 01:33 AM #7
George Bernard Shaw once quipped that a second marriage was the triumph of optimism over experience!
18th Aug 2007, 10:03 AM #8
would U want to be 'associated' with that pompass prick Norman. I say in this case she deserved it living with it.regards Tony
Life is not a journey to the grave
with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body
but rather to skid in broadside throughly used up totaly worn out and loudly proclaiming
WOW WHAT A RIDE
18th Aug 2007, 10:50 AM #9
Hi yes.... the other half.....that's where my marriage ended... an I can tell you its worse than loosing your money or loosing your grip.... its like before I was soaring like and eagle then........
God went duck shooting ...barstard sure knocked the wind out from under my wings......
I'm not going to forgive him either he(God) could have gone looking for lowlife scum....rather than take the best ....
I've given up hope that my man will re-appear.... I know the last carpenter that returned was 2000 years ago.... but ... as time goes on...even allowing of "chinese whispers" 3 days, 3 months 3 years.... don't think my woodworker is return.....
...still looking on it as ending really still hurts.... trying to think of it as bloody long interval...
better be a life after death... just so I can kick God in the shins as I walk past to meet my man again....
Never stop thinking about getting even with that mungral woodworking sorry son of a father(God again)....mmmm then I look at my beautiful granddaughters & my heart skips a beat .... so I return to the woodshed & wait for you boys to come up with some more laughs...
Got to have some humour left...there's supposed to be a drought...???? if you let all the widow's loose in the Riverina, it would be in flood.....lol
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