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  1. 16th Aug 2007, 05:34 PM #1
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    "Half of all marriages end in divorce." That's not as bad as it sounds; the other half end in death.
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    Yep and its always the man that looses in both cases
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    " Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet "
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    Why go to all the trouble of getting Married and then Divorced.

    Just stay single, find a woman you hate and give her all your money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Hicks View Post
    "Half of all marriages end in divorce." That's not as bad as it sounds; the other half end in death.
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    I love this statistic.
    What percentage of first marriages hang in there? How many of these marriages are 2nd, 3rd and more? Aren't all things easier the 2nd and 3rd time around? You have to give away less money when you've divided it in half once or twice before!
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    Don’t do it man. Look at what happened to Greg Norman. It is just not worth it.
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    George Bernard Shaw once quipped that a second marriage was the triumph of optimism over experience!
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    would U want to be 'associated' with that pompass prick Norman. I say in this case she deserved it living with it.
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    Hi yes.... the other half.....that's where my marriage ended... an I can tell you its worse than loosing your money or loosing your grip.... its like before I was soaring like and eagle then........

    God went duck shooting ...barstard sure knocked the wind out from under my wings......

    I'm not going to forgive him either he(God) could have gone looking for lowlife scum....rather than take the best ....

    I've given up hope that my man will re-appear.... I know the last carpenter that returned was 2000 years ago.... but ... as time goes on...even allowing of "chinese whispers" 3 days, 3 months 3 years.... don't think my woodworker is return.....

    ...still looking on it as ending really still hurts.... trying to think of it as bloody long interval...
    better be a life after death... just so I can kick God in the shins as I walk past to meet my man again....

    Never stop thinking about getting even with that mungral woodworking sorry son of a father(God again)....mmmm then I look at my beautiful granddaughters & my heart skips a beat .... so I return to the woodshed & wait for you boys to come up with some more laughs...

    Got to have some humour left...there's supposed to be a drought...???? if you let all the widow's loose in the Riverina, it would be in flood.....lol
    cheers folk............kekemo

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