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4th December 2008, 11:58 PM #1
A new use for an empty bank account :)
SMART…NOT SENILE!
Anolder, white haired man walked into a jewelry store oneFriday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for hisgirlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something morespecial."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock andbrought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only
$40,000" the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembledwith excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old manstated, "by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, soI'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds andI'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.
"There's no money in that account."
"I know," said the old man, "But let me tell youabout my weekend!"
All Seniors Aren't Senile
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