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  1. 28th December 2018, 05:24 PM #1
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    I met a magical fairy yesterday, who said she would grant me one wish.

    "I wish to live forever," I said.

    "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."

    "Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Parliament is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests !!"

    "You crafty bugger," replied the fairy.
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    Sorry, clicked wrong bit. We don't need any pictures - see enough of them in the papers and on TV.
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    What paper do you read and what channel, that shows pictures of honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests???
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    What paper do you read and what channel, that shows pictures of honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests???
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  7. 30th December 2018, 03:52 PM #6
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    It doesn't matter the time zone difference, nor the hemisphere, nor the government the phrase
    "honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests"
    rings the same.

    Also known as an oxymoron
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