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25th May 2017, 07:41 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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Ex wife
Bill decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat."
Bill gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't".
Thanks to fenderbelly for this oneTo grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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25th May 2017, 11:03 PM #2
"You tell'm love"
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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30th May 2017, 12:06 AM #3
A man marries a woman expecting that she will not change, but she does.
A woman marries a man expecting that he will change but he doesn't.I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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