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    Default Ex wife

    Bill decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.

    One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.

    After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat."

    Bill gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

    "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

    "Ex-wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

    "I wasn't".



    Thanks to fenderbelly for this one
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    "You tell'm love"
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    A man marries a woman expecting that she will not change, but she does.
    A woman marries a man expecting that he will change but he doesn't.
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.

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