Thread: Financial Planning

A well known woodie (the mysterious Anonymous?)
was a single guy living at home with his father and
working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife
to share his wealth.

One evening, at an investment meeting he spotted the
most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her beauty
took his breath away.

"I may look like an ordinary man," he said to her, "But
in just a few years, my father will die and I'll inherit
20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card
and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.