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  1. #1
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    Default Getting rid of the man

    Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem.
    'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge.
    If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying 'I love you...I want to marry you...I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.
    :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera
    .I want to have your children.'
    Berrhh :eek:
    No thanks Im out of here...................
    See it worked.

    Al :confused:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera
    Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem.
    'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge.
    If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying 'I love you...I want to marry you...I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.
    :eek: :eek: :eek:
    Yep! Small cloud of dust, rapidly diasppearing into the far distance

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    until one calls yer bluff and says ok
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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