Thread: The happy hooker

A couple were lying in bed on the morning of their
tenth wedding anniversary when the wife said,
"Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think
it is time I made a confession to you. Before we
got married I was a hooker for eight years".

The husband pondered for a moment, looked into
her eyes and said, "My love, you have been a perfect
wife for ten years, I will not hold your past against you.
In fact you may be able to show me a few tricks of
the trade and spice up our love life a bit".

She answered, "I don't think you understand,
My name was Bruce and I played for Cronulla".

Allan