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  1. 10th November 2016, 11:35 AM #1
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    Default Helping my neighbour

    My neighbour, a lovely old woman, was devastated recently when her cat
    was killed by the local garbage truck. It was a beautiful cat with unusual
    markings, e.g. each paw was a different colour, it had a white diamond
    pattern on the forehead and it's ears were two different colours. She
    was so distraught I asked if I could be of any assistance.

    She asked if I could possibly find an identical cat for her and I
    agreed to try.

    Have you ever tried to purchase a dead cat on eBay with
    such markings ... I am still looking.

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  3. 10th November 2016, 06:14 PM #2
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    It's a catastrophy

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    You're looking in the wrong place, you need a pet shop CATalogue.
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  5. 10th November 2016, 07:44 PM #4
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    Categorically speaking, pussy hunting, for the uninitiated, can become a full time job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rustynail View Post
    Categorically speaking, pussy hunting, for the uninitiated, can become a full time job.

    Sort of like a Trump card?

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  7. 10th November 2016, 08:54 PM #6
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    It is definitely a cat scan

    .........OMG, this is growing whiskers for sure.
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  8. 11th November 2016, 10:59 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeoffW1 View Post
    It is definitely a cat scan

    .........OMG, this is growing whiskers for sure.
    Nothing's purrfect.
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  9. 11th November 2016, 11:46 AM #8
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  10. 11th November 2016, 04:18 PM #9
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    A little search music may help, could I suggest.....

    "Spartacus" by Khachaturian.

    aka the theme from "The Onedin Line".
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