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  1. 16th November 2017, 02:46 PM #1
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    Unhappy Another horrible joke

    Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"
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  3. 16th November 2017, 05:01 PM #2
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    Oh the loss of electrons reading the above post.
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    One of them should be charged......
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  5. 16th November 2017, 06:24 PM #4
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    No need to be negative
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  6. 16th November 2017, 06:38 PM #5
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    See what you started Benny.

    Now there will be a battery of positives and negatives submitted.
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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  8. 17th November 2017, 06:03 AM #7
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    After they ran into each other, they should have gone fission.
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