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  1. #1
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    Default Hospital experience



    Allan: "Nurse, I just swallowed my pillow!"
    Nurse: "How do you feel?"
    Allan: "A little down in the mouth"

    Nurse takes Allan's temperature..
    Nurse comes back into Allan's ward a little while later with a rectal thermometer clipped in her top pocket and she asks Allan, "Have you seen my pen"?
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post


    Allan: "Nurse, I just swallowed my pillow!"
    Nurse: "How do you feel?"
    Allan: "A little down in the mouth"

    Nurse takes Allan's temperature..
    Nurse comes back into Allan's ward a little while later with a rectal thermometer clipped in her top pocket and she asks Allan, "Have you seen my pen"?
    C'mon John,
    That's a bit hard to swallow.

    Allan

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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    Its about what I asspected

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    Some bum has her pen.

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    She will find it in the end.

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    Yes but do you know the difference between a normal thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
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    The taste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frog's wife View Post
    Yes but do you know the difference between a normal thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
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    OMG
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    women 1 , men 0
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post

    Nurse takes Allan's temperature..
    Nurse comes back into Allan's ward a little while later with a rectal thermometer clipped in her top pocket and she asks Allan, "Have you seen my pen"?
    Talk about anal retentive....

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