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Thread: Husband's call:

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    Default Husband's call:

    Husband's call: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by
    a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital.
    They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.
    The blow to my head was severe, fortunately it did not cause any serious internal
    injury. However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the
    left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."


    Wife's Response: "Who is Paula?"


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    "Wife's Response: "Who is Paula?""

    Exactly.

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    The next response would be: "Is the dog with you? I can't find him anywhere."

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    An oldie but a goodie...
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
    We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
    Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?

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    rrich Guest

    Default Old thread but Paula found

    While looking through the latest (September) Costco Connection I found this:

    Paula Found.jpg

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