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  1. #2701
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    the lights on but theres nobody home
    Rgds
    Rob.


    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
    Common Sense, Isn't quite so common
    Adapt, Improvise and Overcome

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  3. #2702
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    all out
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

  4. #2703
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    end of innings
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

  5. #2704
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    change ends
    Rgds
    Rob.


    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
    Common Sense, Isn't quite so common
    Adapt, Improvise and Overcome

  6. #2705
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    bowling downwind
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

  7. #2706
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    belgrave
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    61
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    Unfair advantage?
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  8. #2707
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    Newcastle
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    72
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    Natural good looks
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

  9. #2708
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    Magnetic personality.
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  10. #2709
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    opposites attract
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

  11. #2710
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    perfect match
    Rgds
    Rob.


    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
    Common Sense, Isn't quite so common
    Adapt, Improvise and Overcome

  12. #2711
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    blind date
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

  13. #2712
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    under the clock
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

  14. #2713
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    I'll be the one reading the paper.
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  15. #2714
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    I'll have a carnation in my button hole
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

  16. #2715
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    a white sports coat.... (and a pink carnation)
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?

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