I will seek and find you ... .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you


I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.


I will make you beg .


I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.


And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.


All my love,


The Flu


Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!