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17th August 2023, 07:19 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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Magic Trick
A Kiwi and an Australian go to a pastry shop.
The Kiwi whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed.
The baker doesn’t notice.
The Kiwi says to the Australian: "You see how clever we are? You’ll never beat that!"
The Australian says to the Kiwi; "Watch this, an Australian is always cleverer than a Kiwi."
He says to the baker, "Give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the cookie which the Australian promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker: "Give me another cookie for my magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him.
He eats this one too.
Then he says again: "Give me one more cookie..."
The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.
The Australian eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: "And where is your famous magic trick?"
The Australian says: "Look in the Kiwi’s pocket!"To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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17th August 2023, 08:02 PM #2
i wouldnt try that, the baker (How do I say this tactfully, without United nations intervention) would be from a far eastern country
I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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18th August 2023, 10:14 PM #3
Just as well its a baker and not a chef with a few knives.
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