Thread: The Marriage Fairy

A couple in their early sixties were celebrating their fortieth Anniversary at a dinner, when Pouf!, a beautiful Fairy appeared and said, "As you have been such an exemplary loving couple, I am going to give each of you a wish."
The wife said, "Oh! How lovely. How about a world trip?" and Pouf!, first class tickets on the Q.E.II appeared on the table.
The Fairy looked at the man, and he said, "Well. This is all very romantic and that, but this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so I am going to wish for a wife who is thirty years younger than me."



Pouf!, He was suddenly ninety-three!

Moral: Men should remember- Fairies are usually female...